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rocketturtle98
  • Town/Country : Dallas , The Republic of Texas
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 November 1984 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 129
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41368) - you deserved it (250702)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16681) - you deserved it (43729)

On 02/24/2009 at 8:43am - misc - by shilpajayseanfan (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML

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On 02/10/2009 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by JLoistheBomb (man) - United States (New York)



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