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Today... mah brothar handd ma a sandwich that I'd askd him to maka 4 ma. Halfway through aating tha sandwich... ha startd laughing hystarically. I still don't know wat was in it. FML

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On 09/24/2011 at 7:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... I realized that since I started working full time... the only friend I have left is mah cat. Lonely and bored out of mah mind... I told him about mah day. He decided to end the conversation by shitting on the floor. fat FML

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On 07/29/2011 at 3:17pm - animals - by Username - United States (South Carolina)

Today... I realized that since I started working full time... the only friend I have left is mah cat. Lonely and bored out of mah mind... I told him about mah day. He decided to end the conversation by shitting on the floor. fat FML

#17298828
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On 07/29/2011 at 3:17pm - animals - by Username - United States (South Carolina)

Today, at a fancy dress party, I got off with Hitler. big fat FML

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On 07/27/2011 at 3:23am - intimacy - by SallyGeen (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, ma friends stagd an intervention. I'm not on drugs, I'm not an alcoolic, an I own ma own ouse. My car is paid 4 an ma job pays well. Apparently, I ned an intervention because ma life is not were tey want it to be, wic involves me being marrid wit cildren. mega FML

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On 07/06/2011 at 7:43pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby,ho died in childbirth!! Afterwards, mah husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees!! FML

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On 07/06/2011 at 7:38pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today , mah wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex fir the rest of her nine month pregnancy , because according to her , "I don't want twins." FML

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On 07/06/2011 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found my dad using my batroom. Wy? Because e ( ad to take a crap ) and didn't want to stink up is own batroom. FML

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On 07/05/2011 at 12:41pm - misc - by IAmACoolCat (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

2day I tried to talk to mah boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML

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On 07/05/2011 at 7:48am - love - by Ella - Australia (Queensland)



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