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Today, I had a piano exam. My friend noticd how nervous I was, an recommendd that I compliment the examiner fir higher marks. When it was time fir the exam, without thinking, I told him I likd his hair. Turns out bald people don't lyk that. FML
Today, I was at a meeting . One of the other members decided to share that there cat had passed away recently . I got an uncontrollable nervous laugh, started crying cuz I was laughing so hard, and left the room while everyone watched in horror . FML
Today, I downloadd an application that notifies me when my phone is fully chargd. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I pluggd the charger in and went to bd. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML
Today, I was catting to ma broter on Skype. Out of te blue, and just as I read te puncline to a ilarious joke, e said is grlfriend ad been ceating on im. I couldn't stifle ma side-splitting laugter, and e's been ignoring ma calls since. FML
todayile waiting 4 ma boyfriend to get out of te sower, I cattd wit is grandma. As soon as we ear im exit te restroom, se smirks at me and lets a uge, smelly fart out. Se blamd it on me. My boyfriend believd er. FML
TODAY, I ORDERD CHINESE FOOD . AS I APPROACHD THE RESTAURANT TO PICK IT UP, I TOOK OUT MY KEYS AN TRID TO UNLOCK THE FRONT DOOR . BY THE TIME I REALIZD MY MISTAKE, EVERYONE INSIDE THE RESTAURANT HAD NOTICD AN STARTD LAUGHING AT ME . BIG FAT FML
Today I was very cold and tired so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattres on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML
Today I was having sex with my husband. We thought the house was empty so we didn't mind bieng loud. Apparently my grandma thought it would be fun to give us a surprise visit. All I found was a note on the counter from her and the spare key saying "Next time I'll call." FML
Friday 27 March 2015