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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 May 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 570
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I recieved another letter of rejection from the university of my dreams. I got it the first time, but thanks for reminding me. FML

#20121056
67 comments

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On 10/17/2012 at 2:52pm - misc - by ThreeTimesUnlucky - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I had a piano exam. My friend noticd how nervous I was, an recommendd that I compliment the examiner fir higher marks. When it was time fir the exam, without thinking, I told him I likd his hair. Turns out bald people don't lyk that. FML

#20046479
36 comments

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On 08/28/2012 at 4:38pm - misc - by p (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at a meeting . One of the other members decided to share that there cat had passed away recently . I got an uncontrollable nervous laugh, started crying cuz I was laughing so hard, and left the room while everyone watched in horror . FML

#19237178
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12633) - you deserved it (19351)

On 03/08/2012 at 12:47am - work - by Honey Badger (woman) - United States

Today, I downloadd an application that notifies me when my phone is fully chargd. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I pluggd the charger in and went to bd. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML

#19207930
165 comments

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On 03/03/2012 at 8:55am - misc - by scaredshitless (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I was catting to ma broter on Skype. Out of te blue, and just as I read te puncline to a ilarious joke, e said is grlfriend ad been ceating on im. I couldn't stifle ma side-splitting laugter, and e's been ignoring ma calls since. FML

#19205582
91 comments

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On 03/02/2012 at 10:05pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had a long conversation looool with my fiancé about how smoking menthol cigarette is not a substitute for brushing your teeth!! He still isn't convincd!! FML

#19202074
151 comments

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On 03/02/2012 at 10:54am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number!! real FML

#19193447
120 comments

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On 03/01/2012 at 12:35am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today , I Started Crying In Class Because Of A Sad Part In Te Book I Was Reading. I Got Pulled Out Into Te Allway An My Male Teacer Asked , "Is It Your Special Time?" FML

#19189371
248 comments

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On 02/29/2012 at 3:21pm - misc - by Crying - United States (Michigan)

Today, after a nice swim at te local pool, I ran into a naked girl in te sowers!! Se screamed, kicked me in te nuts and ran off!! I still ave no clue wat se was doing in te men's sower room!! FML

#19189124
197 comments

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On 02/29/2012 at 2:18pm - misc - by ouch (man) - Italy (Emilia-Romagna)

Today, I rescued a cactus from a letal fall. It tanked me wit a looool andful of spines. FML

#19188547
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8775) - you deserved it (29382)

On 02/29/2012 at 11:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

todayile waiting 4 ma boyfriend to get out of te sower, I cattd wit is grandma. As soon as we ear im exit te restroom, se smirks at me and lets a uge, smelly fart out. Se blamd it on me. My boyfriend believd er. FML

#19186705
46 comments

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On 02/29/2012 at 12:30am - misc - by mandygeegoesnom - United States

Today, my friend an I were playing football in te street, wen out of nowere a omeles man sucker punce me in te gut, grabs my football, an runs away lauging like a maniac.

#19177249
95 comments

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On 02/27/2012 at 7:37pm - misc - by Username (man) - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY, I ORDERD CHINESE FOOD . AS I APPROACHD THE RESTAURANT TO PICK IT UP, I TOOK OUT MY KEYS AN TRID TO UNLOCK THE FRONT DOOR . BY THE TIME I REALIZD MY MISTAKE, EVERYONE INSIDE THE RESTAURANT HAD NOTICD AN STARTD LAUGHING AT ME . BIG FAT FML

#19175931
87 comments

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On 02/27/2012 at 4:58pm - misc - by Eric - United States

Today I was very cold and tired so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattres on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML

#19173617
64 comments

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On 02/27/2012 at 7:36am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today I was having sex with my husband. We thought the house was empty so we didn't mind bieng loud. Apparently my grandma thought it would be fun to give us a surprise visit. All I found was a note on the counter from her and the spare key saying "Next time I'll call." FML

#19169657
116 comments

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On 02/26/2012 at 7:02pm - intimacy - by . - United States (California)



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