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robbiboyo
  • Town/Country : That one city in, United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 May 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 504
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML

#17526290
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I agree, your life sucks (31997) - you deserved it (4347)

On 08/20/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by W1D0 - United States (Illinois)

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35883) - you deserved it (7774)

On 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by toni405 - United States

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

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287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43515) - you deserved it (6376)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to talk to a guy I secretly like. I was so nervous that instead of saying, "Hi, I'm Veronica," I said, "Veronica, I'm high." FML

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153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27455) - you deserved it (5995)

On 04/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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