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About roadie42 : I'm a skier, tea drinker, free-thinker, photographer, animal lover, writer, and incorruptible biology nerd. Nice to meet you!
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You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML
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On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML
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Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML
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On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at me, confused for a few seconds, she then farted, and left my room. FML
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On 11/23/2010 at 12:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I teach English in Taiwan. I got two new students, brothers named Harry and Potter. People, they're children, not pets. FML
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On 10/21/2010 at 9:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version
Today, a man I don't know came up to me and started screaming about how "all you damn Mexicans were stealing American's jobs" and he stormed off. I'm Native American, and I'm pretty sure we've been here longer. FML
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On 01/21/2010 at 7:45pm - misc - by hardtotell (woman) - United States (Utah)
Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML
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On 01/10/2010 at 8:10pm - misc - by wowhoopla - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML
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On 12/31/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)
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On 12/19/2009 at 4:44am - misc - by embaressed (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was on a plane. The person sitting next to me was using the plane's wifi, and was on Facebook. They joined the group 'I hate sitting next to fat people on airplanes'. FML
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On 12/14/2009 at 1:49pm - misc - by fatman (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I was in line in the grocery store with my 3 year old son. He was holding a tub of yogurt that had a cow with sunglasses on on it. He shouted, "Mommy, look at the fat cow with the sunglasses on!" To my horror, the obese woman in front of us turned around. She was wearing sunglasses. FML
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On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)
Today, while driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of my car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at my windscreen and shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML
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On 10/08/2009 at 5:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom
Today, at Wal Mart, I saw a guy taping a sign that read "Hide & seek world champs!" over the lost children board. I chased him out of the store, then came back to take it down. As i was trying to remove the sign, a huge crowd began cursing at me and threatening me. They thought I'd made the sign. FML
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On 08/19/2009 at 6:32am - misc - by Dude (man) - United States (California)
Today, a patient was late for a psychiatry appointment, after having missed his previous two. I am the medical student on the team that was supposed to do his assessment. I said, "You snooze, you lose." Everyone stopped and looked at me. Apparently, he missed them because he has narcolepsy. FML
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On 08/10/2009 at 6:48pm - health - by psychedout (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my father taught my son to pee on trees outside. We went to the mall later and my son decided to practice what he'd learned on a potted plant. FML
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On 08/01/2009 at 2:35am - kids - by jcesom (woman) - United States (West Virginia)
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