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Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25841) - you deserved it (2802)

On 01/31/2009 at 7:01pm - misc - by HumanNature - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML

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On 01/31/2009 at 9:43am - intimacy - by Ah hell - United States (Ohio)

Today, my wisdom teeth decided to come in. I didn't know that being wise could hurt so much. FML

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On 11/06/2008 at 8:39am - health - by little tooth - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML

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