Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

rndg

Search for a member

rndg

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1221
  • Number of comments : 85
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

rndg's page activity

Visits<b>aseim9497</b> - the 04/02/2014 at 2:31pm<b>helen_ellexo</b> - the 09/19/2013 at 4:47pm<b>katieebabyy</b> - the 09/29/2010 at 10:47pm

rndg's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

rndg's favorite FMLs

Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML

#4312
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23904) - you deserved it (2605)

On 01/31/2009 at 7:01pm - misc - by HumanNature - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML

#4044
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9279) - you deserved it (44030)

On 01/31/2009 at 9:43am - intimacy - by Ah hell - United States (Ohio)

Today, my wisdom teeth decided to come in. I didn't know that being wise could hurt so much. FML

#234
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27247) - you deserved it (8532)

On 11/06/2008 at 8:39am - health - by little tooth - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML

#13
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (102656) - you deserved it (15083)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - love - by Sarah91 -



FML's blog

  • Matteor's illustrated FML #2
  • So, is everyone back from their vacation? Can we get back to regular programming? No? OK, I get it. You're all still crying about not being at the beach any more, well, I am anyway. And this time of year…

Thursday 11 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: