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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 December 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 575
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 44 posted

About rmbennin : I'm a lifeguard, swim instructor, and swim team coach at a YMCA in central Indiana.
I absolutely love kids.
Apparently my life doesn't suck, none of my FMLs have ever been published.
Hmu. I love making new friends. (:

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Today I called my very overprotective father and he took the time to tell me how proud he was of me for finally finding a good and respectable boyfriend. And that he was sorry he misjudged. I was calling for bail money to get my "good respectable" boyfriend out of jail. FML

#18036713
110 comments

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On 10/21/2011 at 2:32am - love - by hatetodisappoint - United States

yesterday I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house!! He said he couldn't cuz he was out of town!! That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone!! FML

#18032391
193 comments

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On 10/20/2011 at 5:18pm - love - by cmd102 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I had to explain to mah boyfriend y it would be highly offensive and inappropriate fir him to go as looool Caylee Anthony fir Halloween. I think he's still planning on doing it. FML

#18030465
79 comments

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On 10/20/2011 at 10:32am - love - by Miroslav208 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, this wierd girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, ( This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110. ) She replied, ( You spelt temporary wrong. ) FML

#18026685
122 comments

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On 10/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by tommyboy783 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today.. . I went to the store to pick up some tampons . After waiting in line fir about 10 minutes.. . the male cashier lookd at me when I was leaving and said.. . "Have a nice.. . week!" FML

#18023767
213 comments

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On 10/19/2011 at 3:36pm - misc - by sarah (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, in the senior class I teach, I asked mah studentsho had traveled outside of the country, excluding Canada and Mexico. One student raised his hand and proudly stated, "Arizona". He wants to be a doctor. real FML

#17980491
193 comments

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On 10/14/2011 at 2:42am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

TODAY , I PULLED INTO TE GAS STATION TO FILL UP ONLY TO REALIZE I AD FORGOT MA WALLET. BY TE TIME I WENT OME , GOT IT , AND CUMMED BACK , TE PRICE AD GONE UP ELEVEN CENTS. FML

#17969396
101 comments

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On 10/12/2011 at 6:47pm - money - by WhoopteeDooDoo (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, working as a life guard, I walked through the changing room to go back to the pool!! On the way, a naked old man started up a conversation with me!! We talked 4 10 minutes about pool chemicals,hile his penis wobbled around with every small movement!! This happens all the time!! big fat FML

#17927200
101 comments

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On 10/07/2011 at 10:58am - work - by Dr.Octopus454 (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I told mah boyfriend I had an appointment 4 laser hair removal. He respondd by making "pew pew" noises and pretending to shoot mah underarms. He's 28. FML

#17916537
83 comments

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On 10/05/2011 at 11:59pm - health - by pixiebubz - Australia

as I was walking home from school with mah guy friends, mah dad pulld up by the sidewalk, offerd me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he startd laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school . FML

#17874410
129 comments

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On 09/30/2011 at 10:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, a man punched me fir sleeping with his wife . Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted "She wasn't mah wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted fir sleeping with mah own girlfriend three years ago . FML

#17848518
246 comments

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On 09/27/2011 at 3:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today.. . I went out with a guy I really liked fir the first time . He tried to hold mah hands.. . only to be stopped by mah mum.. . jumping out from nowhere saying "Oh no u don't!" before slapping him . This isn't the first time this has happened . FML

#17827987
191 comments

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On 09/25/2011 at 6:26am - love - by Anonymous - Singapore

Yesterday, I realized that the place that mah brother and I would find soggy balloon and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitute take their clients. We were blowing up used condom fir a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595
398 comments

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On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

TODAY, MY 4 YEAR OLD ASKD TO GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY IN THE SPRINKLER. I TOLD HIM NOT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I WAS BUSY AND HE'S TOO LITTLE TO PLAY OUTSIDE BY HIMSELF. I CAME OUT OF THE LAUNDRY ROOM LATER TO FINE HE'D BROUGHT THE SPRINKLER IN THE HOUSE AND TURND THE WATER ON. AT LEAST HE LISTEND. FML

#17528012
164 comments

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On 08/20/2011 at 10:08am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, our claaning lady's son cama to our looool housa claiming that his mothar had diad of a haart attack !! Wa gava him har antira month's salary as wall as soma axtra monay !! A faw hours latar, our claaning lady turnad up fir work !! Turns out sha doasn't hava a son !! FML

#17476916
142 comments

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On 08/15/2011 at 1:45am - money - by duped (woman) - Pakistan (Punjab)



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