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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 October 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1191
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About rjalda100 : Hey I just met you,

Don't think I'm crazy.

My mouth is foaming,

Now you have rabies.

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Today, my parents told me I was adopted. I can understand parents waiting for a child to be old enough to understand, but I'm 33 years old. FML

#13455884
106 comments

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On 10/15/2010 at 4:05am - misc - by anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was sitting in a lecture about the history of the KKK and the problems it has caused, when the weirdest and quietest kid leans over my shoulder and says "I'd burn you first..." and winks. FML

#13455190
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32534) - you deserved it (3206)

On 10/15/2010 at 2:00am - misc - by racist - United States

Today, I got the guts to call my dad for the first time in nine years. He said he "almost didn't remember" he "had another daughter." Another? FML

#13273584
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30019) - you deserved it (3247)

On 10/01/2010 at 5:09am - misc - by T - Sent from mobile version

Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML

#10540841
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28564) - you deserved it (3071)

On 05/15/2010 at 2:27am - misc - by sheridan.ashley (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I managed to fall face-first into a used condom. FML

#8801488
219 comments

Today, I had to walk through the blistering snow, because my boss needed something really important: cream cheese. FML

#8715488
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22869) - you deserved it (2515)

On 02/28/2010 at 11:00am - work - by Renesmeekuhnell (woman) - Denmark (Arhus)

Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML

#8435501
248 comments

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On 02/19/2010 at 3:24am - animals - by OMGraven (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I sat a client down for his haircut. He pulled off his hat and his hair was dripping wet. I asked him if he had just washed it. He responded, "No, but isn't it a hot day out?" No, it's twenty degrees and overcast today. FML

#8336543
140 comments

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On 02/16/2010 at 11:35am - work - by kennarama (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boss asked me if I could work on Valentine's Day because there was no chance of me having a date. She's right. FML

#8007090
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31785) - you deserved it (2908)

On 02/08/2010 at 9:07am - love - by klala - Reserved

Today, it dawned on me that the most romantic thing my husband has done in the last three years, was a put a wedding ring on his xbox avatar. FML

#7945898
33 comments

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On 02/06/2010 at 7:09pm - love - by browniepoints (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while at a party, Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" started playing. For being the only one who didn't know the lyrics, I had beer thrown on me, my shirt stolen, and I was locked outside for half an hour. It's below freezing. FML

#7742822
271 comments

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On 01/31/2010 at 12:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, while at a party, Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" started playing. For being the only one who didn't know the lyrics, I had beer thrown on me, my shirt stolen, and I was locked outside for half an hour. It's below freezing. FML

#7742822
271 comments

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On 01/31/2010 at 12:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML

#7545764
67 comments

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On 01/24/2010 at 2:32pm - love - by firstdate (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got an e-mail from my University saying I may have violated the Student Code of Conduct for being drunk in public at a football game, and now I have to go in to defend myself against charges. My lungs filled with fluid at the game, causing me to throw up. I had to be taken away in an ambulance. FML

#6735017
51 comments

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On 12/13/2009 at 5:12am - health - by cagel (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I heard my cat climbing on the counters in the kitchen. To prevent a tremendous avalanche of dishes, I picked up the cat and put it outside. She got scared from the blinds and scurried away leaving deep scratches across my nipple. I wasn't wearing a shirt. FML

#6546793
87 comments

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On 12/01/2009 at 2:05am - health - by ihatecats - United States



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