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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 April 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 950
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I finally came out to my family as a lesbian. My grandma then told me I'm just going through a phase because I finally realized I'm not pretty or skinny enough to get a man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39174) - you deserved it (6526)

On 03/24/2013 at 6:20am - misc - by theawesome129 - Canada

Today, I wanted to punish a student for being late. I decided to start a pop quiz before he arrived. I was positive there wasn't enough time for him to finish. He scored full marks and I couldn't say a word. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8245) - you deserved it (68459)

On 08/23/2010 at 12:18am - kids - by K_M (man) - Malaysia (Selangor)

Today, I started a fight at a lesbian bar and lost. I'm a man. FML

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On 02/15/2009 at 5:43am - misc - by Mofisto (man) - United States (California)



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