Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

rivaraven

Online | Search for a member

rivaraven

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 January 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1868
  • Number of comments : 290
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About rivaraven : Friendly yet sarcastic ass.

rivaraven's page activity

Visits<b>dillonfi</b> - yesterday at 9:07pm<b>mip_92</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 10:45pm<b>jarred394959</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 2:03pm<b>Secret_Ninjaa</b> - the 10/19/2014 at 8:38pm<b>Connerm</b> - the 10/19/2014 at 7:53pm<b>bvgoliday</b> - the 09/10/2014 at 1:13pm<b>LexiDaBae</b> - the 09/10/2014 at 7:16am<b>Harpy</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 3:23pm<b>fobgirl10171</b> - the 08/26/2014 at 12:24am<b>mmtiki</b> - the 08/22/2014 at 5:15pm<b>Recoveryben</b> - the 08/22/2014 at 9:16am<b>trktyme16</b> - the 08/22/2014 at 8:29am<b>shortcake1234567</b> - the 08/17/2014 at 4:56pm<b>mongirlnumber2</b> - the 08/11/2014 at 12:27am<b>BntyHntrSeattle</b> - the 08/09/2014 at 8:22pm<b>KatNipped</b> - the 08/09/2014 at 6:22pm<b>yoursmileishawt</b> - the 08/09/2014 at 3:43am<b>Mirakledba</b> - the 08/08/2014 at 10:25pm

rivaraven's FML badges

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of rivaraven's badges

rivaraven's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn't remind them. FML

#15414208
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37967) - you deserved it (4256)

On 03/21/2011 at 11:03am - misc - by Unlovedchild -

Today, I put signs up in the lifts at work with my name and desk phone number as the contact in case the lifts break down. I work in IT so there are hundreds of men in the building. Someone has already drawn a very wonky heart next to my name. FML

#15349045
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18764) - you deserved it (4828)

On 03/17/2011 at 6:00am - work - by Peppermint (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home, she even took the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML

#15304136
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31643) - you deserved it (5123)

On 03/14/2011 at 2:53am - love - by Username -

Today, after 2 years together, my boyfriend finally proposed. I excitedly said yes. Just as we began to kiss, my half crazed cat ran in, dropped a half eaten bird at our feet, and promptly threw up on the carpet. FML

#14779730
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26447) - you deserved it (4690)

On 01/30/2011 at 9:34pm - animals - by birdguts (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was running late for school because I had a huge stomach ache. To save on time, I took a taxi. When the taxi driver hit a bump, I lost control of my bowels and shit myself. Not only do I have to wash my underwear in the sink at school now, but I had to pay the driver extra to remove the smell from his car. FML

#14731547
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26561) - you deserved it (5037)

On 01/27/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by Username - Romania (Ilfov)

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML

#14530558
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25915) - you deserved it (2770)

On 01/10/2011 at 5:35am - health - by dinosaur - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was at my boyfriends house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML

#14525789
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35388) - you deserved it (2638)

On 01/09/2011 at 9:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my boyfriend decided that he needed some time alone for a few weeks. This break just so happens to include our one year anniversary, Christmas, New Year's, and my birthday. Now I get to spend the next three weeks alone. FML

#14250583
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32446) - you deserved it (4300)

On 12/18/2010 at 6:10pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was waiting for a friend to pick me up. It was after dark and I was nervous, so when he pulled up I immediately jumped in the car. The young girl in the driver's seat started freaking out, screaming and punching me in the face repeatedly. I'd accidentally gotten in the wrong car. FML

#13687636
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10526) - you deserved it (24433)

On 11/02/2010 at 12:26pm - misc - by blackandblue (man) - United States

Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML

#13103796
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41939) - you deserved it (2683)

On 09/18/2010 at 8:36pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Austria (Tirol)

Today, my daughter asked for a dollar to buy ice cream from the ice cream truck while I was on my computer working. Out of my wallet she took a fifty dollar bill. The ice cream man got a big tip before driving off. FML

#12935900
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26474) - you deserved it (14751)

On 09/06/2010 at 4:26pm - kids - by BrokebyKids - United States (New York)

Today, while I was running in a cross country meet, a bug flew into my right eye. Then, a bug flew into my left eye. Not wanting to lose a neck-and-neck sprint, I tried to run blind. I hit a pole. FML

#12906050
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27054) - you deserved it (8021)

On 09/04/2010 at 7:43pm - misc - by ow (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend of one year told me not to walk beside him because people might "think we're together". FML

#12365363
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36920) - you deserved it (5188)

On 08/07/2010 at 2:06am - love - by WastedTime (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML

#12300042
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50903) - you deserved it (8392)

On 08/04/2010 at 12:20am - love - by Alisha Marie - United States (New York)



FML's blog

  • Krumla's Illustrated FML
  • It's Friday, so a bold font is required. I was sitting in my caravan by the side of busy road cooking cocktail sausages over a gas stove when I realised it was time to start writing something about this…

Friday 24 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: