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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 January 1993 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3651
  • Number of comments : 326
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About rivaraven : Friendly yet sarcastic ass.

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rivaraven's favorite FMLs

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

#16279756
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (103360) - you deserved it (6951)

On 05/21/2011 at 11:31am - love - by uetlqdja - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn't remind them. FML

#15414208
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41527) - you deserved it (4567)

On 03/21/2011 at 11:03am - misc - by Unlovedchild -

Today, I put signs up in the lifts at work with my name and desk phone number as the contact in case the lifts break down. I work in IT so there are hundreds of men in the building. Someone has already drawn a very wonky heart next to my name. FML

#15349045
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21792) - you deserved it (5147)

On 03/17/2011 at 6:00am - work - by Peppermint (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home, she even took the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML

#15304136
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35214) - you deserved it (5477)

On 03/14/2011 at 2:53am - love - by Username -

Today, I had my buddies over for a few beers and, trying to be cool, I told my wife to get out of the living room and back in the kitchen. I felt smug, right up until she said, "Why? Your mom doesn't need to be turned over for another 20 minutes, dick." FML

#15052365
413 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8526) - you deserved it (105305)

On 02/20/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by :/ - Canada (Alberta)

Today, after 2 years together, my boyfriend finally proposed. I excitedly said yes. Just as we began to kiss, my half crazed cat ran in, dropped a half eaten bird at our feet, and promptly threw up on the carpet. FML

#14779730
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30100) - you deserved it (5058)

On 01/30/2011 at 9:34pm - animals - by birdguts (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was running late for school because I had a huge stomach ache. To save on time, I took a taxi. When the taxi driver hit a bump, I lost control of my bowels and shit myself. Not only do I have to wash my underwear in the sink at school now, but I had to pay the driver extra to remove the smell from his car. FML

#14731547
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30269) - you deserved it (5460)

On 01/27/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by Username - Romania (Ilfov)

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML

#14530558
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29453) - you deserved it (3047)

On 01/10/2011 at 5:35am - health - by dinosaur - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was at my boyfriends house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML

#14525789
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39480) - you deserved it (2965)

On 01/09/2011 at 9:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my boyfriend decided that he needed some time alone for a few weeks. This break just so happens to include our one year anniversary, Christmas, New Year's, and my birthday. Now I get to spend the next three weeks alone. FML

#14250583
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36300) - you deserved it (4634)

On 12/18/2010 at 6:10pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was waiting for a friend to pick me up. It was after dark and I was nervous, so when he pulled up I immediately jumped in the car. The young girl in the driver's seat started freaking out, screaming and punching me in the face repeatedly. I'd accidentally gotten in the wrong car. FML

#13687636
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12406) - you deserved it (27297)

On 11/02/2010 at 12:26pm - misc - by blackandblue (man) - United States

Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML

#13103796
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46404) - you deserved it (2998)

On 09/18/2010 at 8:36pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Austria (Tirol)

Today, my daughter asked for a dollar to buy ice cream from the ice cream truck while I was on my computer working. Out of my wallet she took a fifty dollar bill. The ice cream man got a big tip before driving off. FML

#12935900
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29609) - you deserved it (15746)

On 09/06/2010 at 4:26pm - kids - by BrokebyKids - United States (New York)

Today, while I was running in a cross country meet, a bug flew into my right eye. Then, a bug flew into my left eye. Not wanting to lose a neck-and-neck sprint, I tried to run blind. I hit a pole. FML

#12906050
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30818) - you deserved it (8600)

On 09/04/2010 at 7:43pm - misc - by ow (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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