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Today, it's the second week into my new neighbors' routine. He works nights, she works days. He likes to blast out Slayer and Napalm Death all day, she likes to drunkenly sing out of tune to Adele all night. I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown. FML
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On 11/26/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Help - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, as a support worker, I spent 45 minutes making various attempts to calm a violent autistic kid. Just as soon as I was sure the crisis was over, he beat me as hard as he could with the "Things I Can Do When I'm Mad" book I'd given him. FML
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On 11/14/2011 at 8:37am - work - by metallifreak44 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, one of my neighbors dressed up in the exact same costume as me. Every house I go to refuses to give me candy because my neighbor has already been there. FML
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On 10/31/2011 at 8:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML
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On 09/14/2011 at 8:21pm - kids - by unknown - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, at work, my boss stared at me from behind while I was making hand gestures and noises at a toaster. I was pretending to be Magneto. FML
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On 09/02/2011 at 3:48am - work - by dragos_dgt (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)
Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML
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On 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML
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On 08/13/2011 at 2:37am - love - by bTOhno - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me, "Excuse me, your pants are on fire." FML
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On 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm - health - by smokin (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML
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On 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, I went on a run with the family dog. I returned home to three missed calls and a hysterical voicemail from my dad. Why? The dog was gone. Not me, his fifteen year old daughter, the dog. FML
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On 07/15/2011 at 2:23pm - animals - by kacysospacyy (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML
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On 07/02/2011 at 5:51pm - love - by thanksfyi (woman) - Norway
Today, I had to blow up an air mattress using only my lungs. After nearly passing out from lack of oxygen, I realized there was a hole in it. FML
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On 06/01/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by ven980 - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
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On 05/21/2011 at 11:31am - love - by uetlqdja - United States (Texas)
Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn't remind them. FML
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On 03/21/2011 at 11:03am - misc - by Unlovedchild -
Today, I put signs up in the lifts at work with my name and desk phone number as the contact in case the lifts break down. I work in IT so there are hundreds of men in the building. Someone has already drawn a very wonky heart next to my name. FML
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On 03/17/2011 at 6:00am - work - by Peppermint (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)
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