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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 January 1993 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3682
  • Number of comments : 326
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About rivaraven : Friendly yet sarcastic ass.

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rivaraven's favorite FMLs

Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML

#19182988
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11691) - you deserved it (35286)

On 02/28/2012 at 4:03pm - misc - by kal - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that getting drunk and attempting to take a dump out of a second-story window is a very bad idea. FML

#19069104
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6687) - you deserved it (39878)

On 02/13/2012 at 9:55pm - misc - by michael (man) - United States

Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML

#19035174
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34490) - you deserved it (18937)

On 02/09/2012 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, it's the second week into my new neighbors' routine. He works nights, she works days. He likes to blast out Slayer and Napalm Death all day, she likes to drunkenly sing out of tune to Adele all night. I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown. FML

#18353086
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29845) - you deserved it (2365)

On 11/26/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Help - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, as a support worker, I spent 45 minutes making various attempts to calm a violent autistic kid. Just as soon as I was sure the crisis was over, he beat me as hard as he could with the "Things I Can Do When I'm Mad" book I'd given him. FML

#18244836
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27249) - you deserved it (3563)

On 11/14/2011 at 8:37am - work - by metallifreak44 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, one of my neighbors dressed up in the exact same costume as me. Every house I go to refuses to give me candy because my neighbor has already been there. FML

#18123545
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32562) - you deserved it (3338)

On 10/31/2011 at 8:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML

#17746655
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30433) - you deserved it (5904)

On 09/14/2011 at 8:21pm - kids - by unknown - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, at work, my boss stared at me from behind while I made hand gestures and noises at a toaster. I was pretending to be Magneto. FML

#17642045
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10022) - you deserved it (31653)

On 09/02/2011 at 3:48am - work - by dragos_dgt (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML

#17635834
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36788) - you deserved it (4000)

On 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML

#17457057
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42763) - you deserved it (4532)

On 08/13/2011 at 2:37am - love - by bTOhno - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me, "Excuse me, your pants are on fire." FML

#17270186
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30270) - you deserved it (5221)

On 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm - health - by smokin (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

#17128085
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38562) - you deserved it (8852)

On 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went on a run with the family dog. I returned home to three missed calls and a hysterical voicemail from my dad. Why? The dog was gone. Not me, his fifteen year old daughter, the dog. FML

#17122857
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33203) - you deserved it (4567)

On 07/15/2011 at 2:23pm - animals - by kacysospacyy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML

#16951432
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36811) - you deserved it (4453)

On 07/02/2011 at 5:51pm - love - by thanksfyi (woman) - Norway

Today, I had to blow up an air mattress using only my lungs. After nearly passing out from lack of oxygen, I realized there was a hole in it. FML

#16454876
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22730) - you deserved it (28263)

On 06/01/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by ven980 - United States (Oklahoma)



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