About rivaraven : Friendly yet sarcastic ass. Gay, to top it off. In a happy relationship with my lovely boyfriend of 2 years.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
I’m your new creative director
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Why am I up so early?
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Today, I moved back home after unsuccessfully trying to find work in Florida, despite living there for nine months. About 45 minutes into my 18-hour drive home, a TV station called me to offer me a job interview. I applied for that job over three months ago. FML
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On 07/02/2012 at 10:22pm - work - by deweyd8855 - United States
Today, while walking around my college campus, I passed by a dorm where a drunk guy was peeing out one of the top floor windows while his drunk friends cheered him on. That guy is my boyfriend. Lucky me. FML
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On 07/02/2012 at 9:53pm - misc - by 21! (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my dad was helping my fiancé and me move. On the way, someone sideswiped the trailer. When the police came, we found my dad had a suspended license, no insurance, and a broken tail light. No one else could drive a manual, so we were stuck in a parking lot for 3 hours. Thanks, dad. FML
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On 07/02/2012 at 9:20pm - misc - by thanksdad (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long distance boyfriend. Having waited six months for this, I was stoked. After waiting for three hours and sending numerous messages, I was eventually informed I was a week early. FML
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On 07/02/2012 at 11:45am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)
Today, I had my end of year physics exam. I wasn't sure about some stuff, so I hid my notes and textbook in the bathroom. Halfway through, I got up, went to the bathroom, and as soon as I picked up the book, forgot what I was looking for. I can't even cheat right. FML
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On 07/02/2012 at 3:23am - misc - by Anonymous -
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML
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Today, I tripped on the way back from collecting a prize in front of 600 students and their parents. I got more applause than I did when collecting the prize. FML
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On 07/01/2012 at 7:03pm - misc - by plzdontclapme -
Today, I saw my best friend, who's a cop. He was dressed up in regular clothes and with six other guys. I said, "Officer T.? Didn't you have work today?" Turns out he was undercover, and I blew his investigation. FML
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On 07/01/2012 at 4:45am - misc - by immabitch - United States
Today, I went to the beach with my boyfriend and family. My sister coyly pointed out the scratch marks down his back, hoping to embarrass me in front of my parents. The marks weren't from me. FML
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Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
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On 06/30/2012 at 9:35pm - intimacy - by say my name -
Today, a guy asked for my number at a party. As I was entering my number into his phone, my name and a picture of me popped up. I'm afraid I just met my stalker. FML
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On 06/30/2012 at 4:09pm - love - by ohbiebjetaime (woman) - France
Today, I was fired for using violence and intimidation in the work place. I was a bouncer at a strip club. FML
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On 06/30/2012 at 1:08am - work - by John - United States (New York)
Today, it was my birthday, and I woke up to my dad telling me that we're going to Disneyland. Apparently, by "we" he meant him and my mom. They did, however, make a point to say "happy birthday" before they left. FML
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On 05/19/2012 at 10:04pm - misc - by Schubey (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, at my wedding, my husband's drunk friend admitted that the only reason my husband and I started dating was because he was dared. FML
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On 05/19/2012 at 12:17am - love - by Asdf649 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found out who my randomly assigned roommate was. Out of 10,000+ people, I just happen to get assigned a girl who threatened to kill me. FML
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On 05/09/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by roomingwithevil - United States (Wisconsin)
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