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rivaraven
  • Town/Country : Auckland, New Zealand
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 January 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 676
  • Number of comments : 217
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About rivaraven : Friendly yet sarcastic ass. Gay, to top it off. In a happy relationship with my lovely boyfriend of 2 years.

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Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

#163689
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (278489) - you deserved it (22672)

On 02/28/2009 at 7:22pm - love - by loser (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

#163689
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (278489) - you deserved it (22672)

On 02/28/2009 at 7:22pm - love - by loser (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (991645) - you deserved it (78939)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, after class, my teacher pulled me aside and said "You know, I never received the e-mail regarding your disabilities that your parents mentioned. Could you have them resend it?" What disabilities? FML

#85475
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41812) - you deserved it (1890)

On 02/20/2009 at 1:16am - work - by Jedi (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my professor, who was born without arms, asked somebody "need a hand?" There are over 300 students in that class and I was the only one laughing. FML

#79382
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12757) - you deserved it (43097)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:14pm - misc - by AppoKing (man) - United States (Virginia)

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Today, I greeted a mom and a little girl at the place where I work. The little girl looks at me, looks back at her mom, and says, "Mommy, I hate people." FML

#19635
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27012) - you deserved it (1684)

On 02/10/2009 at 12:58am - misc - by neversayhiagain (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I told the man I love to "go first" when we started talking at the same time. I wanted to confess my feelings, he wanted to tell me about his engagement. FML

#1517
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15663) - you deserved it (1156)

On 01/17/2009 at 9:55pm - love - by biblio - United States (Texas)



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