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rissygrl08
  • Town/Country : Brea, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 May 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 172
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a co-worker. I got her the job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17553) - you deserved it (2626)

On 02/08/2012 at 8:08am - love - by D-Man (man) - United States

Today, my biology teacher assigned us partners for a project. I got paired up with one of the smartest kids in the class. When he found out I was his partner, he cried. FML

#18710808
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26973) - you deserved it (7699)

On 01/04/2012 at 10:07pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to cut short my New Year's resolution of going to the gym daily, when the meathead next to me dropped some heavy weights, which bounced and landed on my foot. I'm sitting at home in a cast. FML

#18705710
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23755) - you deserved it (1935)

On 01/04/2012 at 11:55am - health - by gimpy (man) - United States (California)

Today, a stripper came into my work to get some posters copied. She asked if she could pay in small bills. I just touched $50 that have probably rubbed up against a stripper's twat. FML

#17529546
291 comments

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On 08/20/2011 at 2:26pm - work - by ChePow (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML

#14080015
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On 12/04/2010 at 2:08am - misc - by chi-huaHUA - United States

Today, I wore my kilt to the university I attend. Getting tired of the stares which I was receiving, I yelled "It's cause its too big to fit in my pants". As soon as the words left my mouth, a gust of wind came and blew my kilt up around my waist, revealing that my previous claim was untrue. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8576) - you deserved it (47169)

On 10/29/2009 at 10:31am - misc - by TrueScotsman (man) - United States (Alabama)



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