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rissyboo4
  • Town/Country : Burbank, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 August 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 55010
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (462091) - you deserved it (574035)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob, which I don't normally do because I have a fear of getting hit in the eye. Afterwards, I went to suck a lemon to get the taste out of my mouth. Sure enough, I bit the wrong spot and had lemon juice shoot right into my eye. FML

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On 02/21/2009 at 9:07pm - intimacy - by svet (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (74778) - you deserved it (30755)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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