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  • Birth Date : Friday 7 August 1992 (22 years)
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Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob, which I don't normally do because I have a fear of getting hit in the eye. Afterwards, I went to suck a lemon to get the taste out of my mouth. Sure enough, I bit the wrong spot and had lemon juice shoot right into my eye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28312) - you deserved it (78212)

On 02/21/2009 at 9:07pm - intimacy - by svet (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (88576) - you deserved it (40385)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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