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rising_sun
  • Town/Country : Everywhere o.O, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 31 December 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 8589
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About rising_sun : Today, I live with these two noisy fucking chicks. One is a fat and obnoxious bitch, the other is a bitch. FML

Somehow, this is FML worthy, but I've submitted five (quite hilarious) FMLs and they're denied every time. So you're telling me THAT's funnier than this?:

Today, I was looking online at a friend's Facebook album. I then noticed my huge erection when I read the caption, "Joe's boner!! hahaha" FML

You've got to be kidding me. I'm seriously getting pissed about this. Sorry; consider this my public rant box.

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Today, my older brother told me that no matter how fast you run at automatic sliding doors, they'll open in time. So I ran at a pair. They don't. FML

#3016666 (233)

I agree, your life sucks (10040) - you deserved it (72684)

On 06/19/2009 at 12:04am - misc - by kat9232000 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are suppose to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here FML." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16349) - you deserved it (54643)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (81712) - you deserved it (2832)

On 03/02/2009 at 8:38am - work - by fittingroompotty (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (419963) - you deserved it (30696)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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