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About rikhi_chauhdry : i hate my life
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I saw a girl texting at school. I told her she might want to put her phone away before she got a detention. She turned around and I saw she was changing her insulin level on her pump. She has diabetes. FML
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On 02/23/2009 at 9:41am - health - by kcd (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend masturbating so I said to her, "Need a hand with that?" to which she replied "I'm doing fine here on my own, don't ruin it." FML
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On 02/23/2009 at 8:14am - intimacy - by Anonn (man) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I kissed my girlfriend and she tasted like a cigarette. I don't smoke. She doesn't smoke. My roommate does. FML
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On 02/22/2009 at 8:21pm - love - by scotto (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I took my dog for a walk down by the river. I was throwing sticks for him with one hand and talking on the phone with the other. Then I accidentally threw my phone in the river instead of the stick and was standing there talking to the stick while my phone sat at the bottom of the river. FML
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On 02/22/2009 at 9:52am - animals - by El Boz (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I got my fake ID and went out with the boys to dinner and the bars. One of my friends asked to see my ID. He noticed my birthday didn't make me over 21. I paid $170 for a fake ID with my real birthday. FML
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On 02/21/2009 at 8:19pm - money - by Noname (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face off of my knee and breaking my nose. FML
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On 02/17/2009 at 9:43pm - health - by ouchmynose (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I submitted my picture to a rating website. It was rejected because I didn't clarify which person I was. The picture was of my dog and me. FML
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On 02/16/2009 at 12:45am - animals - by Ugh - United States (California)
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML
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On 02/15/2009 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Missouri)
Today, I was trying on lingerie in the dressing room of Victoria’s Secret with my boyfriend next to me. I told my him in a seductive, playful tone “You can stay and watch if you give me a piece of your gum.” He said “No I only have three more” and left the room. FML
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On 02/15/2009 at 6:35am - misc - by cjk004 - United States (California)
Today, I started a fight at a lesbian bar and lost. I'm a man. FML
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On 02/15/2009 at 5:43am - misc - by Mofisto (man) - United States (California)
Today, I sent a text to my boyfriend saying 'Come over and do me.' He never responded. FML
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On 02/10/2009 at 3:46pm - love - by noneofthesex (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I greeted a mom and a little girl at the place where I work. The little girl looks at me, looks back at her mom, and says, "Mommy, I hate people." FML
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On 02/10/2009 at 12:58am - misc - by neversayhiagain (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML
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On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML
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On 02/09/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by Dulieu (man) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I decided to come out to a co-worker. She looked at me, then laughed, and said, "You can't be gay, you're fat!" FML
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On 02/09/2009 at 5:00pm - misc - by BearMan (man) - United States (Florida)
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