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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 November 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 511
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ricinator : Just trollin'

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Today, my dad used the stove to boil water. Unfortunately, he turned the wrong burner on, setting the smoke alarm off. What's worse was the smell of burning plastic that came from the coffeemaker being melted down. It's been over an hour, and my eyes still burn like hell when I walk into the kitchen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19029) - you deserved it (2129)

On 10/14/2011 at 6:36am - misc - by cnkk07 - United States

Today, at work, a customer asked for my number. When I declined, he made a huge scene, shouting and scaring other customers. He tipped me seven cents. FML

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On 10/14/2011 at 5:35am - work - by scribbler8 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the student council gave us our senior class t-shirts. Our theme this year is "Striving for Excellence." Excellence was misspelled. FML

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On 10/13/2011 at 3:27pm - misc - by brit (woman) - United States (Texas)



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