rich443

Search for a member

Offline (5 hours ago)

rich443

2Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 May 1991 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1554
  • Number of comments : 94
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About rich443 : My greatest dream on FML is to have no one read this.

Now to those who read this
SCREW YOU KILLER OF DREAMS!!!!!!!!

rich443's page activity

Visits<b>fucklifelikefr</b> - the 08/20/2016 at 10:36pm<b>GhastlyLeek</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 4:12pm<b>californian21</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 3:37pm<b>chifster</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 2:39pm<b>LyonDetreny</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 11:45am<b>weedle99</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 6:55am<b>rfish14</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 7:50pm<b>flyingflies</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 6:26pm<b>missmorggan</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 2:15pm<b>tj4234</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 8:21pm<b>Tomato_Cheese</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 4:55pm<b>epicx22</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 4:47pm<b>sweetgurl1985</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 7:46am<b>AwesomeAsylum</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 11:40am<b>TheLawIsHere</b> - the 11/12/2015 at 7:53pm<b>Misskreher</b> - the 10/14/2015 at 1:40pm<b>MangoMilkshake</b> - the 10/14/2015 at 1:15pm<b>nerdguy03</b> - the 10/14/2015 at 12:50pm

Fucked!<b>Misskreher</b> - the 10/14/2015 at 7:40pm<b>Cautocracy</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 4:36am

rich443's FML badges

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

See all of rich443's badges

rich443's favorite FMLs

Today, I have been dating an incredibly gorgeous woman. She had a poor self image and after the longest time, I finally convinced her to seek counselling to help her self esteem. It worked. So well in fact that she just broke up with me because she "finally realized she could do so much better" FML

by Anonymous / 01/22/2010 at 7:10pm / United States (Washington) / Love

Today, I finally got my wish of having snow on my birthday. Excited, I failed to realise this meant that no one could come to my party, including myself as we were all snowed out of town. What did I spend my 18th doing? Tidying our house. FML

by JD300 / 12/22/2009 at 7:15am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous

Today, I finally got my wish of having snow on my birthday. Excited, I failed to realise this meant that no one could come to my party, including myself as we were all snowed out of town. What did I spend my 18th doing? Tidying our house. FML

by JD300 / 12/22/2009 at 7:15am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML

by Anonymous / 12/20/2009 at 11:27pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love

Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML

by Yoooooo0 / 11/29/2009 at 1:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, while looking through a stack of possible pictures for Facebook, I found one I really liked, until I noticed that I have recently developed a bald patch. Problem? I am a 22 year old woman. FML

by Anonymous / 11/22/2009 at 5:13pm / United States (Wyoming) / Miscellaneous

Today, I thought it would have been funny to cut off my friend's rat-tail. He thought it would be funny to put a brick through my windshield. FML

by Anonymous / 08/26/2009 at 9:34am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, my ex showed up at my door with chocolates and flowers. I've liked him since I was 13, starting dating him when I was 15. He proposed when I was 22. I am now 24, and yesterday was our wedding day. He didn't show. FML

by Wowfmylife / 08/18/2009 at 11:59pm / United States (New York) / Love

Today, I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked my mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine. FML

by Toothy_Peg / 06/13/2009 at 11:13am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML

by Paco4242 / 06/12/2009 at 9:47pm / United States (Colorado) / Love

Today, I had the closing shift at work in a cafe and there was a man and lady left. I made them coffee and started to close up. When the lady finished her coffee she grabbed my arm and said 'I think that man is masturbating' and leaves in a hurry. I had to wait for him to finish before closing. FML

by MBG / 06/05/2009 at 3:43am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy

Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML

by whoahshloann / 05/30/2009 at 7:48pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I thought I could stay on the phone and go to the bathroom without him noticing. My mom knocks on the door and without even thinking, I yelled "I'M ON THE TOILET!" He said "ew.." FML

by June / 05/19/2009 at 5:51pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous

Today, I texted everyone in my phone to remind them mother's day is tomorrow. Everyone including the boy whose mom died last year. FML

by Anonymous / 05/09/2009 at 4:38pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he dates me. He immediately responded, "Well, TV shows are boring and predictable, so you're a good source of fresh and interesting drama." FML

by dramaqueen / 04/14/2009 at 12:44am / United States (Florida) / Love