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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 May 1985 (29 years)
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About revesburger : 3D Artist, Kung Fu student and rollerskater :)

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Today, I was telling off one of my friends, a fellow student of medicine, who was spending his evenings watching "House" instead of revising for our important exam, as I was. The topic mentioned in the episode came up in the exam. He got 4 points more than I did. FML

#532
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On 12/17/2008 at 4:40am - love - by Gen - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as taken with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML

#432
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11725) - you deserved it (37479)

On 12/01/2008 at 11:57pm - love - by eleonor - Sent from mobile version

Today, I learnt that the girl with who I've being going out for 6 months, has been sleeping with every guy around except one. Guess who? FML

#379
64 comments

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On 11/24/2008 at 1:08am - love - by lectro - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML

#331
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On 11/18/2008 at 11:54am - love - by zevil - Peru (Lima)

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

#321
87 comments

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On 11/17/2008 at 6:27am - love - by Darkheaven - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML

#239
94 comments

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On 11/07/2008 at 1:33am - love - by Choum - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

#202
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On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)

Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML

#40
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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Lo -

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

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