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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 May 1985 (29 years)
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About revesburger : 3D Artist, Kung Fu student and rollerskater :)

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today my 11 yaar old brothar walkad in on ma sitting on my boyfriand's ass an giving him a back massaga!! Ha tiltad his haad a littla an than said "Aran't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't ha supposad to ba on top?" My boyfriand laughad an gava him a high-fiva!! FML

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On 03/23/2009 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by SLA (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, ma family and I were at a restaurant!! We're Swedis and love talking about people in our language because no one ever understands ere!! I decided to comment about ow ugly te girl at te next table was!! Se turned around and goes "Dra åt elvete." Tat's Swedis for "Go to ell." big fat FML

#329882
448 comments

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On 03/14/2009 at 9:30pm - misc - by SwedishBozo (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, Mah Mother Got A Call From Our Old High School Saying That They Had Fifteen Freshmen Boys In His Office With A Nude Photo Of Me On There Phones !! I Had Sent That Photo Only To Mah Boyfriend !! Apparently He Loves To Share Me !! FML

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On 03/01/2009 at 1:58am - intimacy - by fmlisthebomb (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today I forgot to do Franch homawork but sinca it was an onlina workshaat I told taachar intarnat wasn't working. I told har with an a-mail. FML

#161178
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On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I emailed mah boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered mah department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't noticehen he replied. Now mah entire department knows I want to "drop to mah knees and suck himhen I get home." And he plans to "finish on mah face." FML

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On 02/25/2009 at 1:41pm - work - by foolishgirl (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got in a huga fight with mah mom!! So, I want to mah room an lockd mysalf in thara an playd loud music so I didn't hava to haar har!! Sha than dacidas to yall at ma ovar facabook!! Shortly aftar, I looool log out of Facabook!! Sha than starts yalling at ma on Yahoo!! Damn tachnology!! FML

#3491
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On 01/29/2009 at 7:45pm - misc - by blarg - United States (Illinois)

Today, I fell in love with a girl on the internet, she's great and funny . She says she's 16, but everyone keeps telling me she's only 11 and that I'm a pedophile . FML

#781
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On 01/07/2009 at 3:17pm - love - by Sidney - United Kingdom (London)

Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and askd me for mah phone number. Very pleasd, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reachd at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly wavd at me. FML

#718
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On 01/06/2009 at 6:58am - love - by musamalia - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went onto my computer an found a cyber sex conversation between my sister an my girlfriend. mega FML

#768
72 comments

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On 12/31/2008 at 10:49pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, fiancé told me, that after 7 years together, he is no longer in love with me . Shocked and appalled, I ask him if he has anything else to add . "Happy Brthday" . big fat FML

#608
25 comments

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On 12/27/2008 at 5:26am - love - by Nalya - Sent from mobile version

Today.. . my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough . The problem is her breath . It's disgusting . I gently answer: 'Well.. . u don't kiss me often either!" . So now she keeps kissing me . real FML

#570
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On 12/22/2008 at 2:45am - love - by Julian - Sent from mobile version



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