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Today, my daughter turned one month old. I decided to give her a congratulatory kiss on the cheek. She decided to projectile vomit warm breastmilk into my partially open mouth. FML
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On 09/09/2009 at 12:22am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I played a goth character in my friend's student film with goth clothes, lip ring, eyeliner, etc. We went into Starbucks at break and an elderly man came up to me and said "Your kind is the reason for all the bad stuff in this world" and then spat in my $5 drink. FML
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On 09/09/2009 at 12:15am - misc - by comet5002 (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, in Chem, I was chosen to hold the fire extinguisher just in case something happened while showing how to blow up a dangerous chemical. My teacher told me to spray if anything got out of control. He lit the fire and I freaked out and sprayed it. The entire wing of my school was evacuted. FML
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On 09/08/2009 at 6:10pm - misc - by firefighter (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my boss fired me because a coworker had seen me reading magazines on the job. That same coworker was the one who offered me the magazine. FML
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On 09/08/2009 at 4:48pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)
Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML
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On 09/07/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by kennedygeeee (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I ran into my parents bedroom after I heard my name and what sounded like painful screams. When I opened the door my parents were on top of each other laughing hysterically. They needed me to find the key to the handcuffs. FML
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On 09/07/2009 at 5:20pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I finally figured out why my 5 year old daughter washes her hair everyday. It's because she doesn't want to have "yucky greasy" hair like her mommy. FML
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On 09/07/2009 at 4:25pm - kids - by greasyhair (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was arguing with my dad. I called him a geriatric fool. He replied with, "Well at least I know who my biological father is." I have no idea if he's joking. FML
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On 09/07/2009 at 3:19pm - kids - by Waheyyy (man) - United Kingdom
Today, I told my parents that all I wanted for my 18th birthday was to go to a restaurant in NYC for a nice dinner. My parents denied me saying that it would cost too much money. I come home today to see my parents had bought a huge plasma screen TV for $800. We already have 3 tv's. FML
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On 09/07/2009 at 2:16pm - money - by AH (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my mum grounded me for going to my boyfriend's house instead of the library. She said my boyfriend's mum phoned up because she could hear us having it off in his room. When I denied it my mum shouted at me for being a liar as well as a slut. I did go to the library. FML
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On 09/07/2009 at 11:39am - love - by SingleGirl (woman) - United Kingdom (York)
Today, I got annoyed with my mum stopping in her tracks each time she needed to reply to a text message. I tried to show her that you can walk and text at the same time. I ended up falling into a drain. FML
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On 09/07/2009 at 4:23am - misc - by misstree (woman) - Singapore
Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML
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On 09/07/2009 at 2:33am - misc - by BoredRunner42 - United States (California)
Today, I took a look at my boyfriend's videocamera. On it were several videos of me on the toilet. My boyfriend has been hiding the videocamera in the bathroom airvent, and taping me taking dumps for the past three months. FML
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On 09/07/2009 at 2:05am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was getting changed in front of my room mate of two years. Feeling comfortable, I took off all my clothes and started putting new clothes on. I asked why she wasn't taking her eyes off my naked body. She said "I'm loving the view. Didn't you know I'm a lesbian?" FML
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On 09/07/2009 at 12:04am - misc - by EyesOffMe (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my friends and I went to the beach and we were tanning when I suddenly saw 10 roses floating in the ocean. I went around to pick up all the roses and threw the petals at my friends. Then I notice a big boat of people in black and white were looking at me with disgust. It was a funeral. FML
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On 09/06/2009 at 7:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
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