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Today, I Saw A Grl Wearing A Nrvana Shrt. Since Nrvana Has Been My Favorite Band For A Long Time, I Tried Striking Up A Conversation With Her. Turns Out She Doesn't Even Listen To Them, And Only Bought The Shrt Because She "liked The Smiley Face." FML

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On 10/04/2011 at 4:57am - misc - by storksleuth (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today , at work I got an urgent message from mah boyfriend that there was an emergency and I should come home immediately. I took mah last personal day of the month and drove the half-hour home. The emergency? The cat had vomited on the comforter. FML

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On 10/04/2011 at 12:48am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, I woke up after a few friends came over last night . There r eggs, coins and Oreos glud to the ceiling, 10 broken jars, no food left, and most of the contents of my house r in the garden . And I'm nakd and coverd in permanent marker drawings of Pokémon . My parents return in an hour . FML

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On 10/03/2011 at 9:19pm - misc - by danii - Reserved

Today, six-year-old got in an argument wit four-year-old. I told tem to go outside. Te next ting I know, son was standing in front of is sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" an cackling madly. FML

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On 10/02/2011 at 3:27am - kids - by TraumatizedMother (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I Was Giving An Anti-drugs Speech To A Group Of Ninth Graders. I Got Onto The Topic Of Trafficking From Problem Countries An Askd A Student To Point Out Mexico City On A Map. He Hesitatd A Few Seconds Before Pointing At Canada. What The Hell Has The Education System Come To? FML

#17874852
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On 09/30/2011 at 10:55pm - kids - by jesus christ - United States

Today car got keyed because I was parked in a handicapped parking spot. I'm handicapped. FML

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110 comments

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On 09/29/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

2day after 4 month of no family contact while deployed in the military , I receive an email from my mother. Attached was a picture of a toilet full of green shit , with a message from my mom saying , ( Seen neon poo before? Thought I would share! ) FML

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123 comments

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On 09/29/2011 at 8:27am - misc - by btchzloveit (man) - United States (Armed Forces Pacific)

Today , I sat a magnet. FML

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On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mom called me a bastard, told me I should run away, and said I don't deserve to live in her house. All looool because I didn't use a plate when I ate a Poptart. FML

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On 09/25/2011 at 7:23pm - misc - by sadkid - United States

TODAY, I GOT A CALL FROM MAH DAUGHTER'S SCHOOL SAYING THAT SHE HAD BEAT SOMEONE UP. SHE'S 4. FML

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182 comments

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On 09/14/2011 at 8:21pm - kids - by unknown - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to mah gyn to seehat a painful lump is under mah armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milkhen I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML

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215 comments

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On 09/14/2011 at 12:34pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, mah wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML

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209 comments

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On 09/08/2011 at 8:52am - love - by I_dislike_Twilight (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to a club. The only guy who asked me to dance introduced himself as "Brd Dog." FML

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119 comments

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On 08/26/2011 at 3:35am - love - by EpicMayonnaise (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... I Went To The Movies. I Was Seatd Next To A Womanho Talkd Through The Film An Said: "Awwww" Every Time She Saw A Primate. I Went To See 'Rise Of Planet Of The Apes'. FML

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185 comments

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On 08/20/2011 at 5:54am - misc - by RensM (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that rular is not a light sabar," and "stop making dog noisas" all in tha sama santanca at work. I taach Advancad Placamant Calculus to high school saniors.

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261 comments

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On 08/20/2011 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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