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Today, I Saw A Grl Wearing A Nrvana Shrt. Since Nrvana Has Been My Favorite Band For A Long Time, I Tried Striking Up A Conversation With Her. Turns Out She Doesn't Even Listen To Them, And Only Bought The Shrt Because She "liked The Smiley Face." FML
Today , at work I got an urgent message from mah boyfriend that there was an emergency and I should come home immediately. I took mah last personal day of the month and drove the half-hour home. The emergency? The cat had vomited on the comforter. FML
Today, I woke up after a few friends came over last night . There r eggs, coins and Oreos glud to the ceiling, 10 broken jars, no food left, and most of the contents of my house r in the garden . And I'm nakd and coverd in permanent marker drawings of Pokémon . My parents return in an hour . FML
Today, six-year-old got in an argument wit four-year-old. I told tem to go outside. Te next ting I know, son was standing in front of is sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" an cackling madly. FML
Today, I Was Giving An Anti-drugs Speech To A Group Of Ninth Graders. I Got Onto The Topic Of Trafficking From Problem Countries An Askd A Student To Point Out Mexico City On A Map. He Hesitatd A Few Seconds Before Pointing At Canada. What The Hell Has The Education System Come To? FML
2day after 4 month of no family contact while deployed in the military , I receive an email from my mother. Attached was a picture of a toilet full of green shit , with a message from my mom saying , ( Seen neon poo before? Thought I would share! ) FML
Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that rular is not a light sabar," and "stop making dog noisas" all in tha sama santanca at work. I taach Advancad Placamant Calculus to high school saniors.
Friday 27 March 2015