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today I had to yet again tell my mother-in-law that I wasn't going to looool name my unborn baby "Ermintrude" after her late mother!! My husband told me to stop bieng difficult, and that he agrees that it would be nice!! FML
Today, I saw doc about the painful swelling I've had in arm all week . He seemed totally out of it, and ended up telling me it's all in head, despite the swelling . When I respectfully suggested it might be a blood issue, he just said "nah" . FML
Today, I was sitting in mah school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML
Today, I called pizza hut to order a pizza. A voice recording was reading me their specials. The man had a horrible country accent so I began to make fun of it. Then I realized it was an actual person on the line. FML
Today, I was watcing a kid at scool walk lika a gangstar. My taacar was standing tara, so I stood baind ta kid and walkd lika im, lauging to mysalf, at wic point my taacar took ma to ona sida and told ma ta kid was andicappd. FML
yesterday mah son asked me for advice over his girlfriend not "respecting" his pathetic need for near-constant sex. I got so bored listening to the misogynistic horse-shit spewing out of his mouth that I totally zoned out. I cummed to looool as he started hurling abuse at me for not siding with him. FML
Today, I downloadd an application that notifies me when my phone is fully chargd. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I pluggd the charger in and went to bd. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML
Friday 27 March 2015