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I proudly told my elitist dad tat I now ave a beautiful grlfriend. He didn't believe me... so I sowd im er Facebook. He demandd tat I stop seeing er... saying tat te duck-facing in er avatar was te allmark of ( a lower form of being ) wo would only ever same our family. fat FML

#19778453
184 comments

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On 06/12/2012 at 7:39pm - love - by idontgetit (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, ma identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, andispered in ma ear, "I know wat u look like naked." fat FML

#19776975
289 comments

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On 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by creeped out - United States (New York)

Today, I talked to my father for the first time in several yeres. I proudly told him that I have been attending Beauty School. He looked me up and down and said, ( Doesn't look lyk you've lerened much. ) FML

#19772636
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On 06/11/2012 at 7:39pm - misc - by beautyschool22 (woman) - United States

Today, I got a lecture about being lazy an not being active enoug fir ma age, wic ended wit, "Wen I was yur age, I was out every nigt aving sex wit anyting tat breated." Tanks Gran. FML

#19745357
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On 06/06/2012 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by BrianTheLion89 - United States

Today, mah mother is trying to convince me to divorce mah husband. He has a tattoo of a skull on his shoulder and she believes this means he kills people. FML

#19742769
171 comments

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On 06/06/2012 at 4:06am - love - by facepalm (woman) - United States (California)

Today , on the bright side , my boobs grew a size. Unfortunately , this was only after bed bugs decided to attack my nipples. FML

#19722662
162 comments

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On 06/02/2012 at 7:25pm - health - by must.not.itch. (woman) - United States (California)

2day I Want To Ta Ospital 4 Stomac Pains, An Was Told Tat It Sounds Lika I Ava An Ovarian Cyst. My Mom Want Into A Raga, Scraaming Tat I'd Liad To Ar About Baing A Virgin. Daspita Ta Doctor Axplaining Tat Saxual Activity As Noting To Do Wit It, Sa Rafusas To Baliava Im. FML

Today , I was admittd to ospital for suspectd kidney failure . I calld ma best friend to let er know I couldn't make it to er brtday party tonigt . Se seemd to be infinitely more upset tat I wouldn't be able to give er a brtday present . FML

#19715534
102 comments

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On 06/01/2012 at 1:58pm - health - by Ashe (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, a girl startd talking to me at the bus stop. After it descendd into an awkward silence, I jumpd on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML

#19714803
99 comments

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On 06/01/2012 at 10:24am - love - by Silent (man) - Singapore

Today... I went to visit mah husband's grave. I was unable to mourn in peace cuz some teenagers were smoking pot and talking about a government conspiracy "to change the way gravity works" on the next grave over. big fat FML

#19696168
69 comments

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On 05/28/2012 at 10:51pm - misc - by notnicefools - United States (California)

I realised that mah body has its own masturbation cycle; while I was out shopping , I heard the intro music to mah room-mate's favourite video game , and popped an uncontrollable boner!! FML

#19693767
122 comments

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On 05/28/2012 at 2:02pm - intimacy - by Danny (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit 4 the last month cuz I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML

#19664729
110 comments

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On 05/22/2012 at 9:24pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was browsing te web on my boyfriend's laptop, wen I idly clicked a bookmark . It turned out to be is private blog, were e most recently spoke in very creepy detail about is efforts to make me love im, remarking tat, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in er breeding ips." FML

#19663287
304 comments

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On 05/22/2012 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, Mah Wife Allowed Mah Mother-in-law To Move In With Us!! She Believe The Government Spies On Her In The Shower, And That The Prime Minister Is A Shape-shifting Lizardho Wants To Microchip Us All!! I Have To Live With This Psychotic Wench Until Someone Is Desperate Enough To Employ Her!! FML

#19662623
198 comments

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On 05/22/2012 at 2:42pm - misc - by fuq (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today , I took the day off work to be with wife , since she's always bemoaning lack of romantic gestures. As thanks , she spent most of the day reading looool Fifty Shades of Grey , which is basically a blatant plagiarism of Twilight , starring a pair of two-dimensional BDSM freaks. FML

#19662141
191 comments

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On 05/22/2012 at 12:11pm - love - by boblaj (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)



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