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I proudly told my elitist dad tat I now ave a beautiful grlfriend. He didn't believe me... so I sowd im er Facebook. He demandd tat I stop seeing er... saying tat te duck-facing in er avatar was te allmark of ( a lower form of being ) wo would only ever same our family. fat FML
Today, I talked to my father for the first time in several yeres. I proudly told him that I have been attending Beauty School. He looked me up and down and said, ( Doesn't look lyk you've lerened much. ) FML
2day I Want To Ta Ospital 4 Stomac Pains, An Was Told Tat It Sounds Lika I Ava An Ovarian Cyst. My Mom Want Into A Raga, Scraaming Tat I'd Liad To Ar About Baing A Virgin. Daspita Ta Doctor Axplaining Tat Saxual Activity As Noting To Do Wit It, Sa Rafusas To Baliava Im. FML
Today , I was admittd to ospital for suspectd kidney failure . I calld ma best friend to let er know I couldn't make it to er brtday party tonigt . Se seemd to be infinitely more upset tat I wouldn't be able to give er a brtday present . FML
Today, a girl startd talking to me at the bus stop. After it descendd into an awkward silence, I jumpd on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML
Today... I went to visit mah husband's grave. I was unable to mourn in peace cuz some teenagers were smoking pot and talking about a government conspiracy "to change the way gravity works" on the next grave over. big fat FML
Today, I was browsing te web on my boyfriend's laptop, wen I idly clicked a bookmark . It turned out to be is private blog, were e most recently spoke in very creepy detail about is efforts to make me love im, remarking tat, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in er breeding ips." FML
Today, Mah Wife Allowed Mah Mother-in-law To Move In With Us!! She Believe The Government Spies On Her In The Shower, And That The Prime Minister Is A Shape-shifting Lizardho Wants To Microchip Us All!! I Have To Live With This Psychotic Wench Until Someone Is Desperate Enough To Employ Her!! FML
Today , I took the day off work to be with wife , since she's always bemoaning lack of romantic gestures. As thanks , she spent most of the day reading looool Fifty Shades of Grey , which is basically a blatant plagiarism of Twilight , starring a pair of two-dimensional BDSM freaks. FML
Friday 27 March 2015