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Today, my wonderful boyfriend asked me if I wanted him to cook me scrambled eggs with sausage for breakfast. When I said yes, he pulled out his junk, and started shaking it violently in my face. FML

#14058992
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I agree, your life sucks (35593) - you deserved it (9659)

On 12/02/2010 at 10:54am - intimacy - by sissydlk (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got the car of my dreams. My daughter also learned how to write her name. Now I have "LAUREN" across the side of my car. FML

#13030264
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I agree, your life sucks (26198) - you deserved it (4401)

On 09/13/2010 at 1:41am - kids - by llozano715 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

#12677495
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I agree, your life sucks (43342) - you deserved it (12939)

On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how sweetly the main character on my favorite tv show proposed to his girlfriend. He told me to hang on a second, and later forgot about me while he told his brother about the hot blonde he slept with last night. FML

#12673402
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On 08/21/2010 at 11:32pm - intimacy - by jessiegirl - United States (Illinois)

Today, my step-mom informed me that she and my dad will not be attending my wedding because they will be at a NASCAR race. FML

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On 08/21/2010 at 1:25pm - misc - by puppielover - United States



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