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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 June 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 330
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About relaxeazy : I love going to the gym and playing rugby!!
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Today, I was at a wedding reception with loud music. A guy told me that his sister couldn't be there because she "went home to be with her boy." I said, "That's too bad, she's missing a great party." He paused and repeated, "She went home to be with her LORD." FML


I agree, your life sucks (33083) - you deserved it (4268)

On 03/31/2014 at 12:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my wife got so drunk she kissed another guy when the ball dropped. FML


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On 01/01/2014 at 12:04am - love - by dantko (man) - United States (Michigan)

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