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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 June 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 407
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About relaxeazy : I love playing rugby…that is all you need to know!
I also have a secret……I'm Bruce Wayne

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Today, I was at a wedding reception with loud music. A guy told me that his sister couldn't be there because she "went home to be with her boy." I said, "That's too bad, she's missing a great party." He paused and repeated, "She went home to be with her LORD." FML


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On 03/31/2014 at 12:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my wife got so drunk she kissed another guy when the ball dropped. FML


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