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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 January 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 796
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Today, I carried flat-packed boxes home from work to move my things into a new apartment. Whilst walking down the street, the wind kept blowing and spinning me round. A crowd eventually gathered, mistaking me for a street performer. Nobody helped or even threw me any loose change. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28627) - you deserved it (3334)

On 04/05/2013 at 7:04am - misc - by Gem - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I had to confess to my mother that I was too hungover to take her to her AA meeting. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8312) - you deserved it (33416)

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