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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 January 1995 (19 years)
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Today, I carried flat-packed boxes home from work to move my things into a new apartment. Whilst walking down the street, the wind kept blowing and spinning me round. A crowd eventually gathered, mistaking me for a street performer. Nobody helped or even threw me any loose change. FML


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On 04/05/2013 at 7:04am - misc - by Gem - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I had to confess to my mother that I was too hungover to take her to her AA meeting. FML


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