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About regsworld11 : I'm opinionated and say what I want, and if you don't like it, deal with it! I love a good laugh and don't care what ANYONE thinks!
I also have an awesome boyfriend named Kenny, who I love very much, he is the best thing that has ever happened to me! I love animals, and love to eat!
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Today, mom was so upset when she found out that she is having another granddaughter that she wants us to pay her back for the little boy clothes that she bought before the sex of the baby was known. FML
Today, I had a substitute teacher for my dance class. I noticed at one point, he took out a camera. The principal came in, everyone was going crazy, and the teacher was dragged out of the classroom. He was taking videos and pictures of us dancing. Turns out he was a registered sex offender. FML
Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML
Friday 3 July 2015