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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 February 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1366
  • Number of comments : 199
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About regsworld11 : I'm opinionated and say what I want, and if you don't like it, deal with it! I love a good laugh and don't care what ANYONE thinks!

I also have an awesome boyfriend named Kenny, who I love very much, he is the best thing that has ever happened to me! I love animals, and love to eat!

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yesterday I spent two ours perfecting a really romantic text message to ma boyfriend 4 our one year anniversary. I listd all te tings I lovd about im, an recalld some of our best times togeter. Two minutes after I sent it, e replid, "Hu?" FML

#18954605
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23476) - you deserved it (9193)

On 01/30/2012 at 6:51pm - love - by upupandaway (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we startd to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with drty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showd him a pair of drty ones to prove it. FML

#18937632
256 comments

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On 01/28/2012 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Tiana - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I PLAYED CALL OF DUTY ONLINE AGAINST SOMEONEHO TURNED OUT TO BE WANKING . FML

#18897054
239 comments

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On 01/24/2012 at 5:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

today mah boyfriand and I wara watching a movia and aating a burgar. Faaling frisky, I sat up and took off mah shirt. Ha lookad at mah looool chast, at his burgar, than back at ma and said, "Giva ma a minuta, I don't want mah food to gat cold." maga FML

#18896901
277 comments

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On 01/24/2012 at 3:50am - intimacy - by elisimo - United States (New York)

Today, mah co-worker handd me a note!! The note said, "If you can, please take a shower once in a while." The smell was coming from the broken bathroom next to mah office!!

#18896792
65 comments

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On 01/24/2012 at 3:15am - health - by stinky - United States (Colorado)

Today, after aving a naked wrestle wit ma boyfriend, I discovered e'd left a skidmark on ma stomac . FML

#18822523
215 comments

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On 01/16/2012 at 6:09am - love - by Crashburn (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today , I was pushed over and robbed in a parking lot by a man in an ugly Christmas sweater. When I looked up , I was too distracted by the sweater to even look at his face. fat FML

#18681564
102 comments

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On 01/02/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today...hila having sax.. . I told my boyfriand that I lova him . I could faal him go soft insida ma . FML

#18657042
313 comments

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On 12/30/2011 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by KrissyBearr - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I lost mah kays. My roommata lockad ma out, than yallad at ma whan I mada har coma homa to lat ma in. I tora mah room apart saarching for tham, an avan want out to saarch mah lockar room. Whan I got homa, I glancad at mah wall only to find mah kays hanging on tha hook I sat up spacifically for tham. FML

#18559487
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On 12/20/2011 at 3:14am - misc - by phansmootchie (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today , I startd to seductively kiss mah grlfriend on the neck. When I askd her if she likd it , she said , ( Yes , cuz I don't have to smell your breath. ) FML

#18517273
152 comments

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On 12/15/2011 at 2:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught mah eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner , clear as day. I jumped and closed mah eyes fir a split second. When I opened them , he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in mah own home. FML

#18338481
491 comments

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On 11/24/2011 at 3:30pm - misc - by haunted (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today.. . I orderd food at McDonald's . I'm on crutches.. . and a guy offerd to carry mah tray to the table . He rushd out with mah food . FML

#18070361
147 comments

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On 10/25/2011 at 4:17am - misc - by myownperson - United States (Colorado)

Today.. . I surprisd mah boyfriand by buying him an axpansiva watch 4 his brthday . Ha raspondd with "Aww.. . you could'va just givan ma haad.. . baba." FML

#17786349
191 comments

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On 09/20/2011 at 4:25am - intimacy - by Alexandra (woman) - Lebanon

Today, mah girlfriend called me over to her house!! When I knocked, no one responded to the door!! I decided to check the back yard and found her sunbathing by the pool!! I kneeled by her and placed mah hand on her butt, kissing her neck!! What I heard next, "So this is what u do with mah daughter." FML

#17753266
162 comments

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On 09/15/2011 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I asked mah Dad if it was true that mah mother had a C-section at mah brth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML

#17638273
53 comments

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On 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by mannydanny (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)



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