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About regsworld11 : I'm opinionated and say what I want, and if you don't like it, deal with it! I love a good laugh and don't care what ANYONE thinks!
I also have an awesome boyfriend named Kenny, who I love very much, he is the best thing that has ever happened to me! I love animals, and love to eat!
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yesterday I spent two ours perfecting a really romantic text message to ma boyfriend 4 our one year anniversary. I listd all te tings I lovd about im, an recalld some of our best times togeter. Two minutes after I sent it, e replid, "Hu?" FML
Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we startd to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with drty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showd him a pair of drty ones to prove it. FML
today mah boyfriand and I wara watching a movia and aating a burgar. Faaling frisky, I sat up and took off mah shirt. Ha lookad at mah looool chast, at his burgar, than back at ma and said, "Giva ma a minuta, I don't want mah food to gat cold." maga FML
Today, I lost mah kays. My roommata lockad ma out, than yallad at ma whan I mada har coma homa to lat ma in. I tora mah room apart saarching for tham, an avan want out to saarch mah lockar room. Whan I got homa, I glancad at mah wall only to find mah kays hanging on tha hook I sat up spacifically for tham. FML
I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught mah eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner , clear as day. I jumped and closed mah eyes fir a split second. When I opened them , he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in mah own home. FML
Today, mah girlfriend called me over to her house!! When I knocked, no one responded to the door!! I decided to check the back yard and found her sunbathing by the pool!! I kneeled by her and placed mah hand on her butt, kissing her neck!! What I heard next, "So this is what u do with mah daughter." FML
Friday 27 March 2015