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reganmckeownmunn
  • Town/Country : Australia
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 July 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 19
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About reganmckeownmunn : 17 years old :) always happy and non-judgemental :)

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Today, while on an escalator, instead of just telling me my underwear label was hanging out of my jeans, a woman behind me decided to tuck the label in herself. You should never have to feel a stranger's finger on your butt crack. FML

#20666690
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39979) - you deserved it (3764)

On 05/16/2013 at 6:24am - misc - by violatedbuttcrack - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I saw a coin on the ground. As I bent over to pick it up, some dude came up from behind, grabbed my waist and humped me three times. He ran away before I could get a good look at his face. FML

#20664572
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41328) - you deserved it (7237)

On 05/15/2013 at 4:08am - misc - by asdffhhjk (man) - Philippines (Manila)

Today, I found out I'm actually the uncle of my children. All four of them. FML

#20662485
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73308) - you deserved it (4158)

On 05/14/2013 at 3:13am - kids - by Liferuinedforever (man) - Pakistan (Sindh)

Today, I summoned the courage to call my abusive mother-in-law about her non-payment of the money I stupidly lent her last year. She replied, "Why don't you go deepthroat a cactus, then we'll talk about it, cunt." and then hung up on me. FML

#20628087
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46660) - you deserved it (5744)

On 04/28/2013 at 4:44pm - money - by a tad whipped (man) - Australia

Today, I walked in on my brother giving his best friend a hand-job. I can't unsee this. FML

#20615168
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65523) - you deserved it (8075)

On 04/23/2013 at 2:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to a paintball match with a group of friends, one of whom brought his dad along. His dad is a weight-lifting, wannabe alpha male fucknut who thinks that chokeslamming opponents is a legitimate close-quarters paintball tactic. My broken shoulder disagrees. FML

#20528184
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32626) - you deserved it (1889)

On 03/02/2013 at 1:59pm - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was taking my dog for a walk and forgot a bag to pick up his poop, since it's illegal to not pick it up in my town. Right as my dog started to take a dump, a cop car drove by and continued to watch me as I was forced to pick up the poop with my bare hands. FML

#20527973
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37880) - you deserved it (14825)

On 03/02/2013 at 10:32am - animals - by yikes - United States

Today, I was at my class's band concert. Before the curtain was raised, I helped haul the piano to a different spot so a girl who would've had to stand behind it could be seen. I said, "There, now your mom can see you play!" She responded with, "My mom's blind." FML

#20527693
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27944) - you deserved it (2622)

On 03/02/2013 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I learned my neighbor can access my wireless printer from his house after it started printing off pictures of what I'm assuming is his penis. FML

#20461046
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33629) - you deserved it (6047)

On 01/15/2013 at 4:58pm - intimacy - by itsrathersmall (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, my 14-year-old daughter came home after sneaking out and partying. She was totally drunk, and started crying on my shoulder because some boy named "Thomas" has a small dick, and she had to fake an orgasm. FML

#20419819
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63989) - you deserved it (15778)

On 12/24/2012 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by valnaj1 (woman) - Denmark (Syddanmark)

Today, as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with my girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on, while poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML

#20418714
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34141) - you deserved it (16269)

On 12/24/2012 at 1:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML

#20018901
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21761) - you deserved it (1118)

On 08/13/2012 at 3:25pm - misc - by jannister (woman) - Germany (Thuringen)

Today, I was changing my son's diaper when he said "Momma." Astonished that he'd finally spoken, I clapped and smiled proudly. My clap scared the crap out of him. Literally. FML

#20004599
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15667) - you deserved it (3165)

On 08/05/2012 at 9:10pm - kids - by milf - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got a lecture about being lazy and not being active enough for my age, which ended with, "When I was your age, I was out every night having sex with anything that breathed." Thanks Gran. FML

#19745357
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18862) - you deserved it (2256)

On 06/06/2012 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by BrianTheLion89 - United States

Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML

#19420355
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20144) - you deserved it (7072)

On 04/06/2012 at 10:26pm - misc - by Tanner - United States (Oregon)



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