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redpanda11
  • Town/Country : Narnia, Azland
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 September 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 57
  • Number of comments : 28
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Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML

#20683274
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21077) - you deserved it (2491)

On 05/24/2013 at 3:04am - animals - by seriously - United States

Today, in preparation for a third interview for my dream job, I spent an hour selecting the perfect outfit. I hung everything on my bedroom door and went to shower. My dog decided to play tug-of-war with the clothing and redesign the shoes. The only thing to survive unscathed was the hanger. FML

#20681337
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27479) - you deserved it (4933)

On 05/23/2013 at 6:52am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was stuck in my apartment complex's elevator. I was shouting out for help when a voice came screaming, "This is the fire department." I was relieved until he said, "Just kidding." FML

#20681121
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34695) - you deserved it (2119)

On 05/23/2013 at 1:11am - misc - by Mylifesucks - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" and then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML

#20680679
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40126) - you deserved it (3006)

On 05/22/2013 at 9:57pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom took me to a bar to cheer me up after being dumped. Two cute guys around my age kept looking over at us the whole night. When I told my mom, she said she was going to get them to come talk to me. Instead, she ended up leaving with both of them. FML

#20679725
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41784) - you deserved it (3481)

On 05/22/2013 at 1:10pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was out on a family walk, when I overheard two women talking to each other. One of them was wondering how a kid with such good looking parents and grandparents could be so ugly. That kid is my daughter. FML

Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML

#20679293
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33786) - you deserved it (2470)

On 05/22/2013 at 3:14am - misc - by SadPuppy - United States

Today, my neighbors called the police and said that they saw, through the window, a suspicious person in my house doing something to my piano. The "suspicious person" was me, in my own house, playing my own piano. FML

#20678725
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33733) - you deserved it (1875)

On 05/21/2013 at 9:57pm - misc - by pianoplayer (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had to go with my mom to the gynecologist to translate due to her broken English. As we were filling out papers and answering questions, the doctor asked some very personal questions. I now know everything about my mom's sex life. FML

#20678467
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37655) - you deserved it (3891)

On 05/21/2013 at 8:10pm - intimacy - by knowtoomuch - United States (Colorado)

Today, and throughout the past week, my electricity, water, cable, and Internet were progressively shut off. Why? Because my deranged mother-in-law has been stealing the money orders I use to pay my bills out of my mailbox. She also stole the late notices because she didn't want me to be "mad". FML

#20678301
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35860) - you deserved it (2194)

On 05/21/2013 at 6:47pm - money - by LightsOut - United States (Florida)

Today, I berated my five-year-old nephew for peeing on the floor. His mom bitched me out for expecting "a little boy to have perfect aim." That's funny, it looked pretty good when he dropped his pants, looked me in the eyes, and started to piss on my rug. FML

#20675025
87 comments

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On 05/20/2013 at 7:57am - kids - by AuntPeePee - United States

Today, I'm planning my big sister's wedding. My long-term, live-in boyfriend walked by and saw me looking at the wedding tab on Pinterest, smirked, and said, "Don't get your hopes up." I had. FML

#20674650
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40419) - you deserved it (6250)

On 05/20/2013 at 12:47am - love - by ForeverAlone (woman) - United States

Today, my parents posted on Facebook that they were excited that my sister was pregnant and couldn't wait to be grandparents. Last week I told them that I, a 33-year-old happily married woman, was pregnant and they told me I was ruining my life and encouraged me to have an abortion. FML

#20674602
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47889) - you deserved it (2429)

On 05/20/2013 at 12:31am - misc - by pregnant loser apparently (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I went for a walk. When it started pouring, I ran under the nearest tree for protection. It didn't occur to me that it might look suspicious hiding under a stranger's tree in a black hoodie, until the cops showed up. FML

#20673625
72 comments

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On 05/19/2013 at 7:07pm - misc - by black hoodie - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got my nails, hair, and makeup professionally done for prom. My dad got his camera out, and I presumed he was taking pictures of my date and me. When I looked at the pictures later, they were all of the dog. FML

#20673563
43 comments

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On 05/19/2013 at 6:33pm - animals - by rach (woman) - United States (Washington)



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