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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 320
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About rebelvamp420 : My name is Steve, I'm 26. Most of my days consist of trying to find the job that is perfect for me. Things are rough but I try hard to do good everyday. Hopefully one day I will know where I belong.

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Today, I overheard my boyfriend admitting that he's only dating me because having me around "sucks a bit less than fucking my own hand". FML


I agree, your life sucks (50484) - you deserved it (4868)

On 05/03/2013 at 5:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany

Today, I was playing Apples to Apples with my girlfriend and a few others. The card that was drawn was labeled "pathetic". Among other cards that were laid down in attempts to be similar to "pathetic" was my girlfriend's card. She won with a create-a-card labeled "my sex life". FML


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On 11/10/2012 at 6:02am - love - by anonymous - United States

Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML


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On 11/10/2012 at 5:15am - love - by Helen - United States (Arkansas)

Today, it was my birthday. I finally got the PS3 I've been asking for, for a long time. When I opened the box, I didn't find a PS3, but a bunch of clothes that my mom put in my brother's PS3 box. FML


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On 11/10/2012 at 4:02am - misc - by Shauna (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I discovered that when a cyclist tears down the street, slaps you across the face as he passes, looks back laughing and flips you off, then crashes into a lamppost, he'll still blame you and threaten to sue, even after you rush over to check his injuries. FML


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On 08/10/2012 at 8:45pm - health - by dumbasdogshit (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, after much debate, my husband convinced me to let his scumbag brother babysit our seven-year-old son while we went out to a restaurant. When we got home, we found him teaching our son how to pick the lock to our liquor cabinet. My husband is unapologetic. FML


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On 08/10/2012 at 7:59pm - kids - by shira512 (woman) - United Kingdom (Havering)

Today, the summer camp I work at had its annual scavenger hunt, wherein the counselors hide and the kids look for us. It was my first year there, so some of my colleagues showed me the "best hiding spot." Two hours later, still undiscovered, I realized they just wanted to get rid of me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22357) - you deserved it (2678)

On 08/10/2012 at 6:44pm - misc - by nalathelionqueen (woman) - United States (California)

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