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  • Town/Country : San Diego, USA
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Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML

#18155
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I agree, your life sucks (35998) - you deserved it (2773)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:11pm - misc - by TGIkaty - United States (California)

Today, for our 8 month anniversary, my boyfriend bought me a hideous necklace with ugly charms hanging off it. I wore it anyway and got a rash from it on the side of my neck. After seeing the rash my boyfriend accused me of having a hickey from another guy and broke up with me. FML

#16292
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I agree, your life sucks (58509) - you deserved it (3837)

On 02/08/2009 at 11:10pm - misc - by Jenny (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML

#8687
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I agree, your life sucks (31339) - you deserved it (12047)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:29pm - animals - by EpicFail (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML

Today, I went to the doctor to talk about my depression and low self-esteem. He told me that I shouldn't think of myself as a fat pig for being overweight. I don't think that and I'm NOT overweight. FML

#3462
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20487) - you deserved it (2613)

On 01/29/2009 at 5:46pm - health - by Coley - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

#2727
57 comments

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On 01/26/2009 at 6:44pm - misc - by glittercat - United States (Missouri)

Today, someone stole both rear view mirrors from my scooter. And where was the police? They were 500m down the road, waiting to stop me for not having any mirrors. FML

#569
26 comments

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On 12/22/2008 at 12:43am - money - by daddy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

#17
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