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Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML

#357552
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (217088) - you deserved it (35397)

On 03/15/2009 at 9:14pm - money - by twit (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I came back from a hike to see my trailer rocking, as well as some strange but obvious noises coming from it. I went camping alone. Two strangers were in my camper having sex. FML

#315595
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (139896) - you deserved it (11069)

On 03/14/2009 at 1:08am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very christian family I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" and walked out of the room. FML

#283028
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (278002) - you deserved it (50547)

On 03/12/2009 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by sucks - United States

Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML

#241077
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60704) - you deserved it (2747)

On 03/08/2009 at 9:34am - misc - by Noname - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I went to my guidance counselor and told her how I'd been fascinated with space since I was 12, had read about the universe and everything, and how I want to be an astrologist when I grow up. She stared at me for a second, before saying, "But you're... stupid." FML

#233372
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64875) - you deserved it (16309)

On 03/07/2009 at 11:10am - misc - by astroloser (woman) - Philippines (Rizal)

Today, my name was called during an assembly because I won some sort of prize. Everyone booed. FML

#232169
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69248) - you deserved it (6250)

On 03/07/2009 at 2:01am - misc - by ladeda (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

#217348
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (505572) - you deserved it (48618)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, it was my birthday. I set up a dinner party for 20 of my closest friends. I arrived at the restaurant, fully dressed and everything. When I got there, I thought everyone was ready to surprise me, but instead, nobody showed up. FML

#214993
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (95052) - you deserved it (6218)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:24am - misc - by STUPID BIRTHDAY (man) - United States

Today, it is my twin sisters and my birthday. We both wanted a day at the spa for our birthday. My sister got a gift certificate to the spa, while I got mouthwash and a $20 gift card to Target. My mom said it would cost too much to make me pretty also. FML

#208203
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (115480) - you deserved it (5564)

On 03/04/2009 at 4:48pm - misc - by Kensie (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got me male enhancement pills. FML

#197066
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (148645) - you deserved it (16906)

On 03/03/2009 at 4:40pm - intimacy - by eaa145 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML

#170218
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57758) - you deserved it (14929)

On 03/01/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by Scottrick (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my best friend slapped me and called me a some colorful words before telling me that she never wanted to talk to me again because I supposedly slept with her boyfriend. Not only am I a virgin, but I'm a lesbian. FML

#169913
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (182170) - you deserved it (14682)

On 03/01/2009 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by xo_lezz (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
1019 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74382) - you deserved it (768292)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was over at a friend's place until very late. He had stolen my keys as a joke at some point, but by the time I noticed, he was too drunk to remember where he'd hidden them. FML

#160581
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39403) - you deserved it (8257)

On 02/28/2009 at 12:33pm - misc - by doneanddone (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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