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I woke up in mah bunkbed because I thought I was experiencing mah first earthquake ever. I jumped out of bed and found that it was just mah roomate masturbating in the bottom bunk. It was 6am. FML

#4912906
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42657) - you deserved it (3395)

On 08/29/2009 at 7:36pm - intimacy - by Ned (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, after six months of dating, mah girlfriend decided to break up with me because mah "obsession" of bieng on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. big fat FML

#4911322
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25170) - you deserved it (48224)

On 08/29/2009 at 6:20pm - love - by zuper_duper (man) - United States (California)

Today... Was Mah Third Day At Work. The Hazing Finally Began. After A Few Rounds Of ( Punch The New Guy )... I Thought I Would Finally Be Safe Because The Manager Walked Into The Kitchen. He Saw Wat Was Going On... Picked Up A Handful Of Ketchup Packets... And Began Throwing Them At Me. Big Fat FML

#4909892
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39172) - you deserved it (4443)

On 08/29/2009 at 5:02pm - work - by newguy (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I swapped seats with someone on a ferry so she could sit next to her friend. Minutes later, a child sitting behind me threw up on my head, while the grl I had swapped with and her friend laughed hysterically as I attempted to wipe the puke from my hair. real FML

#4900941
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45915) - you deserved it (3459)

On 08/29/2009 at 4:48am - kids - by littlemisstiny (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was sleeping in ma apartment wen I woke up to te smell of smoke. Alarmd, I ran out to te kitcen to find ma roommates trying to puttd out a fire on te stove. As soon as tey saw me, tey ran 4 it, informing me tat looool it was ma problem now. Tey usd ma good frying pan. mega FML

#4897987
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38412) - you deserved it (2769)

On 08/29/2009 at 1:38am - misc - by chinesef000d (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , I left 4 college. I spent hundreds of dollars on clothes , bedding and other things. After packing my entire closet and everything else I needd , I left only to have to head back home. My dad forgot to pay the first semesters tuition. He said ( Oh well , you would have faild out anyway. ) FML

#4891405
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50557) - you deserved it (3339)

On 08/28/2009 at 8:59pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I got a knock on mah door at 3AM. Turns out, if I ignore mah mother long enough she will assume I have did and will call the cops. FML

#4889725
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36351) - you deserved it (12015)

On 08/28/2009 at 7:44pm - misc - by chasingcars0624 - United States

I woke up to fine the entire driver's side of car wreckd . Front door, back door, front an rear bumper smashd to shit . A drunk driver had hit it the previous night an ran . Don't worry though, he stoppd an left his insurance information . He keyd it into the undamagd side of car . FML

#4880765
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49082) - you deserved it (2259)

On 08/28/2009 at 10:56am - misc - by wtfman101 (man) - United States (California)

I went to the doctor about mah bruisd runner toes . She was inexperiencd when It looool cummd to athletic injuries, so she googld mah condition . I just paid to have her tell me exactly what I had already just googld before I left 4 mah appointment . mega FML

#4879906
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41140) - you deserved it (4296)

On 08/28/2009 at 9:30am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today... As I Arrived At Mah House After A Two Week Holiday... I Opened The Door And Heard Footsteps Upstairs... I Went Up And Found Mah Boyfriend Naked In Bed. We Had Great Sex And Afterwards I Found Mah Best Friend Naked In The Wardrobe. Turns Out They'd Had Great Sex Also. Big Fat FML

#4879215
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60538) - you deserved it (4551)

On 08/28/2009 at 7:43am - intimacy - by Phoellie (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, on the train on the way to my mother's house, I was playing Mariokart with my son. He got a 'bomb' item, an yelld quite loudly, "I have a bomb!". Panic ensud. We got thrown off the train at the next stop. FML

#4874486
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47248) - you deserved it (6346)

On 08/28/2009 at 12:41am - kids - by mariokarter (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, at work, I was putting away clots in te Men's department,en a guy came and startd sopping in te aisle in front of me. He kept staring at me non-stop. Getting fd up, I said ( Wat are u staring at? ) Turns out e was wereing is sunglasses on te back of is ead. FML

#4865635
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7794) - you deserved it (59750)

On 08/27/2009 at 7:00pm - work - by staringisrude (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, 4 mah brthday, mah mom presented me with a $4,000 check to pay 4 mah braces . I've been very self-conscious about mah teeth 4 years . Everyone applauded an told me how happy they were 4 me . Later, mah mom asked me 4 the check back . Apparently it was just meant to make her look good . FML

#4859599
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64955) - you deserved it (2371)

On 08/27/2009 at 1:23pm - money - by crookedteeth (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was supposed to give a presentation to the incoming freshman about the dangers of drinking in college. My co-presenter showed up drunk. FML

#4858444
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41106) - you deserved it (4804)

On 08/27/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got home from work, an saw a note on the counter my roomate left saying "Sorry about the basement." I then went into the basement, an found that it was floodd. My TV, Xbox360, mini-fridge, an couch were all destroyd. Good thing he trid to stop the leak with scotch tape. FML

#4856467
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43008) - you deserved it (2187)

On 08/27/2009 at 7:51am - misc - by buzzzzkill (man) - United States (Illinois)



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