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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 November 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 164
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Today, I was helping an old man find a pair of shoes. I told him about a particularly comfortable pair but had to inform him that they only came in black or white. Hearing this, the old man grabbed me around the neck and began to beat me in the head with our display shoe. He wanted brown. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57831) - you deserved it (2530)

On 06/12/2009 at 1:33am - work - by Shoes (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23433) - you deserved it (47361)

On 06/01/2009 at 9:53pm - health - by dearme (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while the kid I was babysitting was in the bathroom, he called to me "I need some help in here." Worried I ran to the bathroom and asked him what was wrong. He needed me to wipe his butt. As if that weren't gross enough, just as my hand was under his butt, he pooped again and laughed. FML

#2421163 (140)

I agree, your life sucks (49696) - you deserved it (4197)

On 05/30/2009 at 12:24am - kids - by sdasdflkjas (woman) - United States

Today, I was in Walmart. I saw a demo for Guitar Hero on the DS so I started playing. I was kicking ass and really feeling great about myself. I then looked away for a second, looked back down, and saw that the notes were still being hit. The demo had been on automatic-player the entire time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13459) - you deserved it (45260)

On 05/29/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by theskippster - United States (Maryland)



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