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  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 February 1988 (26 years)
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Today, my parents informed that the man I am going to marry made the newspaper, on page twelve. He is listed as a fugitive and there is a warrant out for his arrest. FML

#19982796
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20547) - you deserved it (2777)

On 07/25/2012 at 1:27am - misc - by strangebeans (woman) - United States

Today, was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML

#19980298
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22862) - you deserved it (9933)

On 07/23/2012 at 8:52pm - kids - by nick (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML

#19979933
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5315) - you deserved it (49430)

On 07/23/2012 at 4:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my neighbor called me on vacation to tell me that she let my mother into my house to feed my fish. I don't have fish, and my mother passed away 3 years ago. FML

#19978365
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On 07/22/2012 at 11:48pm - misc - by My_Name_Is_Zach -



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