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Today, I decided to put on my Halloween make-up to be sure that I could and that it would look nice. I was satisfied with my results, and went to wash it off. Everything came off fine, except for the eye liner and eye shadow. It's bright purple. I'm a man. Halloween isn't until Sunday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12789) - you deserved it (27255)

On 10/27/2010 at 2:57pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, a hummingbird somehow got into my house. I spent two and a half hours trying to get it out after finally using a blanket to catch it. I run outside to release it from my hands, and it flew back into my house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24336) - you deserved it (5723)

On 10/27/2010 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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