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About realeah : I'm a college student, an English major, and a self-admitted grammar Nazi. If u choze 2 speek in txt lingo i wil cal u out 4 it. Seriously, don't do that.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, my boyfriend came over to see me after almost a month of us not spending time together. Unfortunately, he came straight from bar-hopping with his friends and was wasted. He's currently naked in bed, cooing at his penis, and giggling like a little girl. FML
Friday 18 July 2014