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realeah
  • Town/Country : Chapel Hill, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 April 1991 (22 years)
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About realeah : I'm a college student, an English major, and a self-admitted grammar Nazi. If u choze 2 speek in txt lingo i wil cal u out 4 it. Seriously, don't do that.

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Today, my boyfriend came over to see me after almost a month of us not spending time together. Unfortunately, he came straight from bar-hopping with his friends and was wasted. He's currently naked in bed, cooing at his penis, and giggling like a little girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17428) - you deserved it (2120)

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