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  • Town/Country : Essex, England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 21274
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About readme : Typical Teen With a Not So Typically Fucked Up Life.

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Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

#6439149 (409)

I agree, your life sucks (57266) - you deserved it (8514)

On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I thought my online boyfriend was calling me, so the first line I said was "Hey, Baby." His wife answered with, "This is Jenny. Who's this?" After speaking for thirty minutes, I found out he's married, fifty-eight, and has two kids. I'm seventeen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8436) - you deserved it (46086)

On 11/18/2009 at 10:09am - misc - by omgitserika - United States (California)

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend who had just been awakened by her own fart. FML

#5550225 (167)

I agree, your life sucks (51894) - you deserved it (3372)

On 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by P0wned (man) - France (Bretagne)

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful half naked brunette in my bed. 2 minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

#17 (84)

I agree, your life sucks (52278) - you deserved it (13172)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:27am - love - by Jonathan -