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About readme : Typical Teen With a Not So Typically Fucked Up Life.

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Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (70102) - you deserved it (12061)

On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I thought my online boyfriend was calling me, so the first line I said was "Hey, Baby." His wife answered with, "This is Jenny. Who's this?" After speaking for thirty minutes, I found out he's married, fifty-eight, and has two kids. I'm seventeen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12532) - you deserved it (64885)

On 11/18/2009 at 10:09am - misc - by omgitserika - United States (California)

Today, I thought my online boyfriend was calling me, so the first line I said was "Hey, Baby." His wife answered with, "This is Jenny. Who's this?" After speaking for thirty minutes, I found out he's married, fifty-eight, and has two kids. I'm seventeen. FML

#6352873
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I agree, your life sucks (12532) - you deserved it (64885)

On 11/18/2009 at 10:09am - misc - by omgitserika - United States (California)

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

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On 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by P0wned (man) - France (Bretagne)

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

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