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Today, I realizd that our generation will be rememberd as the kids who likd sparkly vampres!! FML

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I agree, your life sucks (70363) - you deserved it (12109)

On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)

Today... I tougt ma online boyfriend was calling me... so te first line I said was "Hey... Baby." His wife answered wit... "Tis is Jenny. Wo's tis?" After speaking 4 tirty minutes... I found out e's married... fifty-eigt... and as two kids. I'm seventeen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13445) - you deserved it (65065)

On 11/18/2009 at 10:09am - misc - by omgitserika - United States (California)

Today... I tougt ma online boyfriend was calling me... so te first line I said was "Hey... Baby." His wife answered wit... "Tis is Jenny. Wo's tis?" After speaking 4 tirty minutes... I found out e's married... fifty-eigt... and as two kids. I'm seventeen. FML

#6352873
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I agree, your life sucks (13445) - you deserved it (65065)

On 11/18/2009 at 10:09am - misc - by omgitserika - United States (California)

2day in te middle of te nigt I was punced in te face by my frigtened grlfriend wo ad just been awoken by er own fart. FML

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On 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by P0wned (man) - France (Bretagne)

Today... I woke up next to a beautiful... half-naked brunette in mah bed. Two minutes later... mah alarm clock woke me up fir real. looool mega FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66351) - you deserved it (18228)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:27am - love - by Jonathan -



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