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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him a blowjob. He then seemed confused as to why I didn't finish. FML

#20114701
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I agree, your life sucks (24075) - you deserved it (2059)

On 10/13/2012 at 8:04am - intimacy - by notthebesttime -

Today, after confronting my boyfriend about cheating on me, he confessed to everything. I was caught off guard by his honesty, but not nearly as caught off guard as I was when he eagerly questioned me on when our breakup sex will be. FML

#20113249
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On 10/12/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by You're NOT getting lucky today hun (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. Yesterday, I finally came to my senses and started using birth control. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5875) - you deserved it (37593)

On 09/16/2012 at 11:32am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)



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