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  • Birth Date : Monday 9 March 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About razorbacklove : My name is Bentley. Sex is my thang. I live in Arkansas! Yes I'm a country girl. I weigh 93 pounds and I'm 20 years old. I drive a Maserati. Living that single life(; Hit me up if you wanna know anything else!(:

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Today, while landscaping my backyard, I was pulling a big weed out of the ground. After the last tug, the soil came free, but ended up with me punching myself full force in the nuts. I think my future children are already filing for parental abuse. FML


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On 04/21/2012 at 11:27pm - health - by JurassicHole (man) - United States

Today, I was suffering from a persistant, irritating itch on my butthole. Worried, I took a picture with my iPhone to get an idea of what was causing said itch. I never found the source, but my Mum and grandmother did, on the iPad. Thanks, Photo Stream. FML


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On 03/03/2012 at 11:12am - health - by Buttscratcher (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML


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On 03/03/2012 at 8:55am - misc - by scaredshitless (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML


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On 02/18/2012 at 1:34am - intimacy - by hatinthelife - United States (Utah)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a dutch oven, with my own fart. FML


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On 12/26/2011 at 5:00pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML


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On 11/25/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by Jessie - United States

Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson. I really need to get laid. FML


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On 10/11/2011 at 3:06pm - intimacy - by margelover (man) - Denmark (Nordjylland)

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