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rawrmuffinsnom

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  • Birth Date : Monday 18 March 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 108
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About rawrmuffinsnom : I'm currently in college studying to be a Vocal Music major. I am kinda a crazy cat lady with my 2 adorable kitties. haha The interwebs loves cats, right? Not too much I really have to share on here.

P.S. muffins are best.

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Today, my brother told my 3 year old son that cool kids call their parents by their real names. This wouldn't be half as bad if he hadn't also convinced my son that my real name was Satan. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34684) - you deserved it (3179)

On 08/29/2014 at 8:35am - kids - by Amithatevil - Japan (Kanagawa)

Today, my two-year-old daughter's favourite word is 'No'. After leaving her with my sixteen-year-old brother, she now knows other N words as well. Niet, Nein, Non and Never. Her teenage uncle thinks it's hilarious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34867) - you deserved it (5595)

On 08/18/2014 at 9:26am - kids - by 919191 (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises. Amused by the idea, I accepted. That's how I ended up having sex with Gandalf. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39212) - you deserved it (8125) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/18/2014 at 12:48am - intimacy - by Degueusement (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, the guy that I've liked for a while but never had the courage to talk to was wearing a TARDIS shirt. I jokingly asked, "Are you the Doctor?" His response was for me to "Go away, f***ing nerd." FML

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On 02/03/2013 at 9:16pm - love - by guessnot (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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