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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 May 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4782
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 49 posted

About rapunzel3416 : I'm 24 years old and I play and coach volleyball. I'm 6'1 with brown hair and blue eyes. I love to read. I (semi-embarrassingly) have an Instagram for my dogs. @laurenshuskies

I hate to admit how frequently I'm on FML. It only took me 24 tries to get an FML posted Lol

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rapunzel3416's favorite FMLs

Today, my wife and I were having sex when she suddenly stopped and said, "I just thought of a great lesson plan idea for my 3rd graders." This isn't the first time this has happened. FML


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On 02/04/2016 at 5:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I took a swig of my Dr Pepper while having a meeting with my manager. As soon as I was about to swallow, I began coughing, and spat a whole mouthful all over her face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17745) - you deserved it (3306)

On 01/27/2016 at 5:35pm - work - by westwoodcosmo - United States (Arizona)

Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21142) - you deserved it (1284)

On 01/27/2016 at 12:11pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boss dropped a highly important and dense report on my desk that had to be finished by the end of the day. After the initial panic attack and hours of scrupulous work, I finished. She then asked me to pick up the revised copy, where my name was replaced with hers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21925) - you deserved it (1285)

On 01/07/2016 at 10:41pm - work - by Bottom feeder (man) - Hong Kong

Today, I hate my distant visiting family so much that after work I take a detour and sit in my car on an adjacent street, contemplating reasons not to go home. FML

Today, it was my first day working at a dog boarding kennel. I got bit... by my coworker. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21692) - you deserved it (1513)

On 12/04/2015 at 7:47pm - animals - by not twilight - United States (North Carolina)

Today, our mouse problem finally started to go away. Now we have a snake problem. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24037) - you deserved it (1996)

On 06/10/2015 at 1:55pm - misc - by Eisenhorn (man) - United States

Today, an old lady in public transport yelled at me and my dog, called me a liar, and threw her grape soda over me because according to her my pet Shiba Inu was actually a fox, and keeping foxes as pets is illegal. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26948) - you deserved it (1671)

On 06/07/2015 at 5:48pm - animals - by foxownerapperantly - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I was walking in the shoes I'm going to wear for a wedding and fell, spraining my ankle. I'm the Matron of Honor and I can barely walk. The wedding is in three days. FML

Today, I was fired from job as a personal trainer. Why? Because I was working out with a friend while off-duty. Apparently, working out with a friend on a day off means I am training them under the table. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32086) - you deserved it (2608)

On 03/31/2015 at 12:47pm - work - by anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, it's either be alone and miserable, or go on shitty dates and be miserable. I have no other options. FML

Today, I was selling winter-themed cookies at my university. I cheerfully asked a girl if she would like to buy cookies to support peer tutoring. Her response? "I don't eat food." FML


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On 11/21/2014 at 8:51am - misc - by UTRejected (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30158) - you deserved it (5334)

On 11/03/2014 at 9:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, while at work, I was shown CCTV footage of myself staring at the chest belonging to a teenager I was serving. I was accused of being a paedophile and nearly fired, all because I wanted to know what version of Spider-Man was on her T-shirt. FML


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On 11/03/2014 at 7:00pm - work - by Not A Pervert - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, realized I need a new job. This happened when I was seriously considering ways to break my leg so I could stay at home for a day and not have to deal with my boss. FML


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On 11/03/2014 at 4:16pm - work - by I don't want to be here anymore - Canada (Alberta)

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