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Today, I was so engrossed in a phone call that I drove off without pumping gas after I'd prepaid $50. FML

#20121962
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I agree, your life sucks (7074) - you deserved it (37581)

On 10/18/2012 at 12:50am - money - by Dr_Gip - United States

Today, I was caught skinny dipping by the police. With the arresting officer's daughter. FML

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On 10/20/2011 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by skinny dipper - United States (Washington)

Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML

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On 09/16/2009 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on. Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too. FML

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On 02/17/2009 at 10:27am - misc - by stillsingleladies (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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