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About randomkayx3 : I'm not your typical 16 year old. I actually know how to spell. I hate when people have horrible grammar, especially "your" and "you're." It's not that hard kids! I'm really quiet and I over think things. I simply read FML's for a laugh to cheer myself up. For the most part, it works.
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Today, I found out that mah girlfriend hasn't really been "resereching" fir work on the Internet; she's actually been tweeting the same pathetic plea to a guy from One Direction asking him to "follow" her . She's 29 . big fat FML
TODAY, I WAS CLEANING ONE OF MAH DISABLED CLIENTS BECAUSE HE POOPED HIMSELF, SO I STARTED TO UNDRESS HIM FIR A SHOWER. I TOOK HIS DIRTY DIAPER OFF AND SET IT ON HIS BED, THEN I BENT OVER TO TAKE OFF HIS SOCKS AT WHICH POINT HE PUT THE DIAPER ON MAH HEAD LYK A HAT. FML
Today, I was at a party, wan ta cops bustad us. Sinca I'm undaraga, I id baind a cair fir an our and a alf wila tay braatalyzad avaryona and sat tam in ta sama room I was in. Ta cops laft, avaryona raalizad I was baind ta cair, and looool now ma nicknama is "Anna Frank". maga FML
Today, I Washed Mah Sheets. They Wouldn't Dry Quick Enough, So I Had To Use Mah Old Buzz Lightyear Sheets. My New Girlfriend Took It Upon Herself To Become A Damn Psychic And Pay Me A Surprise Visit Right There And Then. Big Fat FML
Today... I was looking through my boyfriend's Facebook photos...hen I saw a recent comment by one of his friends asking how his night out with ( Danielle ) went. He replied: ( Dude... keep that shit on the down-low. ) We've been dating fir over a year. real FML
Today, a kid from school came to house. He askd dad if I was at home, cuz we were "planning a bit of the old, you know..." and made an obscene gesture. Now I'm groundd for a month, and no matter what I say, dad won't believe that I've never even spoken to the kid before. FML
I found out why mah room-mates and I have been ill 4 the past week. Apparently a rodent climbd into our water cooker and did. I have been drinking tea and eating noodles that have been taintd by a corpse all this time. FML
Friday 27 March 2015