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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 7 October 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1087
  • Number of comments : 106
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About randomkayx3 : I'm not your typical 16 year old. I actually know how to spell. I hate when people have horrible grammar, especially "your" and "you're." It's not that hard kids! I'm really quiet and I over think things. I simply read FML's for a laugh to cheer myself up. For the most part, it works.

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Today, I was told that I have to apply to keep the job that I've held fir the past two yeres. There r so many other applicants that it's basically a free-for-all. FML

#20813366
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42413) - you deserved it (3070)

On 07/31/2013 at 12:47pm - work - by TheStressComesFree (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out that mah girlfriend hasn't really been "resereching" fir work on the Internet; she's actually been tweeting the same pathetic plea to a guy from One Direction asking him to "follow" her . She's 29 . big fat FML

#20808571
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40451) - you deserved it (4583)

On 07/28/2013 at 8:18pm - misc - by LeaveTheGuyAlone (man) - United States (New York)

Today, our cat did!! My five-year-old trid to flush him down the toilet!! FML

TODAY, I WAS CLEANING ONE OF MAH DISABLED CLIENTS BECAUSE HE POOPED HIMSELF, SO I STARTED TO UNDRESS HIM FIR A SHOWER. I TOOK HIS DIRTY DIAPER OFF AND SET IT ON HIS BED, THEN I BENT OVER TO TAKE OFF HIS SOCKS AT WHICH POINT HE PUT THE DIAPER ON MAH HEAD LYK A HAT. FML

#20438439
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51190) - you deserved it (4734)

On 01/02/2013 at 10:49am - work - by habassistant - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at a party, wan ta cops bustad us. Sinca I'm undaraga, I id baind a cair fir an our and a alf wila tay braatalyzad avaryona and sat tam in ta sama room I was in. Ta cops laft, avaryona raalizad I was baind ta cair, and looool now ma nicknama is "Anna Frank". maga FML

#19455929
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15381) - you deserved it (35686)

On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I cummed home from work to fine a burglar in house. He then said that he was just leaving, and went back out of the broken window. FML

#19392856
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27264) - you deserved it (2136)

On 04/02/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Taday I called my grlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

#19387601
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16815) - you deserved it (30207)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:03am - love - by Jeff make - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I Washed Mah Sheets. They Wouldn't Dry Quick Enough, So I Had To Use Mah Old Buzz Lightyear Sheets. My New Girlfriend Took It Upon Herself To Become A Damn Psychic And Pay Me A Surprise Visit Right There And Then. Big Fat FML

#19293658
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20360) - you deserved it (3771)

On 03/17/2012 at 12:22pm - love - by babysheets (man) - Uruguay (Montevideo)

Today... I was looking through my boyfriend's Facebook photos...hen I saw a recent comment by one of his friends asking how his night out with ( Danielle ) went. He replied: ( Dude... keep that shit on the down-low. ) We've been dating fir over a year. real FML

#18927532
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30680) - you deserved it (2792)

On 01/27/2012 at 6:52pm - love - by Cheating (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, a kid from school came to house. He askd dad if I was at home, cuz we were "planning a bit of the old, you know..." and made an obscene gesture. Now I'm groundd for a month, and no matter what I say, dad won't believe that I've never even spoken to the kid before. FML

#18864868
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25177) - you deserved it (1897)

On 01/20/2012 at 8:21pm - misc - by shellski (woman) - United States (Michigan)

I found out why mah room-mates and I have been ill 4 the past week. Apparently a rodent climbd into our water cooker and did. I have been drinking tea and eating noodles that have been taintd by a corpse all this time. FML

Today, I tried exercising. Myhole house shook. FML

#18691343
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25774) - you deserved it (13161)

On 01/02/2012 at 10:47pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML

#18678605
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29569) - you deserved it (7725)

On 01/01/2012 at 8:22pm - health - by GingerJ (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I cut my panis on a dask fan . FML

#18217902
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18453) - you deserved it (77680)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I dind and dashd. Upon reaching my car, I realizd I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

#18217676
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9101) - you deserved it (112065)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:17am - kids - by embarrassed - Canada (Ontario)



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