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Today, I was eating a meatball sub when a meatball fell out and rolled into my hair and all down my shirt. I couldn't find the missing meatball anywhere. I found it later, in my handbag. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21487) - you deserved it (3873)

On 02/28/2012 at 12:19am - misc - by malloreigh (woman) - Australia

Today, I had to look up how to eat a mango on the internet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8030) - you deserved it (32683)

On 12/29/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by mylifeissad (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I suggested that my mother download Skype so we could video chat while I'm studying in London over the summer. After I had explained how it worked and that it was free, she said "Well...you'll only be gone for a few months. It's not really worth it." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60360) - you deserved it (4156)

On 03/22/2009 at 1:45am - kids - by unlovedd (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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