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by malloreigh / 02/28/2012 at 12:19am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by mylifeissad / 12/29/2009 at 9:10pm / United States (Maine) / Miscellaneous
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend over webcam with a cute negligee. He was doing homework. Half an hour later, he finally noticed. Apparently pre-calc is more interesting than his girlfriend. I guess polynomials are just curvier than me. FML
by NotAParabola / 10/07/2009 at 12:39am / United States (Oregon) / Love
Today, I suggested that my mother download Skype so we could video chat while I'm studying in London over the summer. After I had explained how it worked and that it was free, she said "Well...you'll only be gone for a few months. It's not really worth it." FML
by unlovedd / 03/22/2009 at 1:45am / United States (Michigan) / Kids
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