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Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML

#15852392
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32950) - you deserved it (16552)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:29pm - work - by Stupid (woman) - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my friends, when a creepy man sat at the table next to us, and started rubbing his crotch, his gaze never leaving my feet. FML

#15482559
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37017) - you deserved it (3793)

On 03/25/2011 at 1:31pm - intimacy - by ewww - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my friends, when a creepy man sat at the table next to us, and started rubbing his crotch, his gaze never leaving my feet. FML

#15482559
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37017) - you deserved it (3793)

On 03/25/2011 at 1:31pm - intimacy - by ewww - United States

Today, I took the motherboard out of my computer so I could put more RAM and a new video card in. While I was in the bathroom my mom threw it all out because it 'looked like garbage'. FML

#14665828
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27900) - you deserved it (3721)

On 01/21/2011 at 8:15pm - misc - by computerguy (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was drinking a bottle of water. My friend came up from behind and scared me, causing me to inhale and choke on the water. Lacking air, I passed out. I awoke to him on the ground laughing his ass off. I almost drowned drinking a bottle of water. FML

#14533533
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28869) - you deserved it (3935)

On 01/10/2011 at 2:14pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was drinking a bottle of water. My friend came up from behind and scared me, causing me to inhale and choke on the water. Lacking air, I passed out. I awoke to him on the ground laughing his ass off. I almost drowned drinking a bottle of water. FML

#14533533
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28869) - you deserved it (3935)

On 01/10/2011 at 2:14pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I signed up to a Christian website in order to try and 'find God again'. I got banned. FML

#13982900
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15939) - you deserved it (23914)

On 11/26/2010 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I tried on the new dress I bought for myself. I, for once, thought I looked pretty all right. I asked my dog, "How do I look?" and she threw up on my pillow. My brother can't stop laughing. FML

#13837705
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28239) - you deserved it (4586)

On 11/14/2010 at 4:42am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my apartment building shut off our water for a short period of time because the pipes were being worked on. It was also the morning my dog had diarrhea on my cream carpet. Not only did I have to clean it up without water, I couldn't wash my hands afterward. FML

#13801774
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27535) - you deserved it (3043)

On 11/11/2010 at 1:02pm - animals - by jordanss - United States (Texas)

Today, my apartment building shut off our water for a short period of time because the pipes were being worked on. It was also the morning my dog had diarrhea on my cream carpet. Not only did I have to clean it up without water, I couldn't wash my hands afterward. FML

#13801774
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27535) - you deserved it (3043)

On 11/11/2010 at 1:02pm - animals - by jordanss - United States (Texas)

Today, my apartment building shut off our water for a short period of time because the pipes were being worked on. It was also the morning my dog had diarrhea on my cream carpet. Not only did I have to clean it up without water, I couldn't wash my hands afterward. FML

#13801774
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27535) - you deserved it (3043)

On 11/11/2010 at 1:02pm - animals - by jordanss - United States (Texas)

Today, my apartment building shut off our water for a short period of time because the pipes were being worked on. It was also the morning my dog had diarrhea on my cream carpet. Not only did I have to clean it up without water, I couldn't wash my hands afterward. FML

#13801774
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27535) - you deserved it (3043)

On 11/11/2010 at 1:02pm - animals - by jordanss - United States (Texas)

Today, I was sitting in a lecture about the history of the KKK and the problems it has caused, when the weirdest and quietest kid leans over my shoulder and says "I'd burn you first..." and winks. FML

#13455190
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33503) - you deserved it (3286)

On 10/15/2010 at 2:00am - misc - by racist - United States

Today, my mother asked me if I'd heard of anal sex. Before I could fully process her question, she explained that it's dangerous because the tissues of the anus are finer and more susceptible to STDs. There were still forty minutes left in our car ride. FML

#10991585
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37684) - you deserved it (3842)

On 06/05/2010 at 5:14pm - intimacy - by SlickMcK - United States (New York)

Today, my mother asked me if I'd heard of anal sex. Before I could fully process her question, she explained that it's dangerous because the tissues of the anus are finer and more susceptible to STDs. There were still forty minutes left in our car ride. FML

#10991585
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37684) - you deserved it (3842)

On 06/05/2010 at 5:14pm - intimacy - by SlickMcK - United States (New York)



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