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Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML

#19793582
400 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37105) - you deserved it (3993)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today, my psychiatrist asked me if I felt bad about my weight. When I said no, he looked surprised and said, "Why not?" FML

#19786105
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25476) - you deserved it (4400)

On 06/14/2012 at 7:26am - misc - by ouch - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my psychiatrist asked me if I felt bad about my weight. When I said no, he looked surprised and said, "Why not?" FML

#19786105
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25476) - you deserved it (4400)

On 06/14/2012 at 7:26am - misc - by ouch - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML

#19238857
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27312) - you deserved it (2151)

On 03/08/2012 at 11:23am - misc - by littlekellilee - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML

#19238857
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27312) - you deserved it (2151)

On 03/08/2012 at 11:23am - misc - by littlekellilee - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML

#19000148
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43493) - you deserved it (4534)

On 02/05/2012 at 10:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, I learned if you've slept with your soon to be step-brother you should tell your family. If you don't, he may blurt it out while drunk at a family barbecue. FML

#18594969
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15538) - you deserved it (38607)

On 12/24/2011 at 1:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML

#18026685
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9928) - you deserved it (58895)

On 10/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by tommyboy783 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML

#18026685
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9928) - you deserved it (58895)

On 10/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by tommyboy783 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML

#17470290
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26202) - you deserved it (9363)

On 08/14/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Username - United States (New York)

Today, I was in my family's hotel room taking a dump. The lock to the bathroom was broken so we had made a deal: when the door is closed, someone is using the toilet. The maid didn't know that. She punched me in the face because she claimed I scared her. FML

#16675127
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32404) - you deserved it (2862)

On 06/15/2011 at 9:37am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Denmark (Sjelland)

Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML

#16525233
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32693) - you deserved it (6263)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:06am - misc - by dwhite032 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML

#16525233
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32693) - you deserved it (6263)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:06am - misc - by dwhite032 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML

#16525233
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32693) - you deserved it (6263)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:06am - misc - by dwhite032 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML

#16525233
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32693) - you deserved it (6263)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:06am - misc - by dwhite032 - United States (Indiana)



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